11409 pts ยท December 31, 2017
I'm a freight train!
I reckon his friends call him Dickie.
#15 There are at least 12 Great White Sharks in this picture.
Technically he learnt by watching his master from his cage and mimicking his moves. Either way, it's impressive!
It's also different seasons. We're currently in Autumn. The price will rise soon.
It's a little plastic box/tub/container. Kind of like the carton for the strawberries in this video, but it doesn't have the individual spaces.
You should change the Australian response to, "Na, ya cunt."
Pfft! As if the church would ever respect women enough to give them any power...
The Soul Drinkers are purple, and they're... they're...Fuck.
I don't know how much it costs in Australia. (Everything in hospital was covered under Medicare. Which is what our taxes pay for.) But I do know we got money from the government in the form of the baby bonus to help us with the expenses of having a newborn.
Incorrect. I'm a train driver, and I can confirm this is 100% how it works....According to management...
Sigh. This is why women live longer than us.Still really cool though!
Please be an AI fake. Please.
Hmm. Nothing on her face moved. Her lips and her eyes did a little bit. But the rest of her face was completely frozen. I don't really want to judge, but... hmm...
So during a shutdown, do the politicians still get paid? And the senior staff in whatever agency they're in? What about military personnel?I'm Australian. So this idea of employees having to work without pay absolutely boggles my mind. If you tried that here, not a single worker would turn up. If you forced them to, you would lose every court case they brought against you. I honestly can't believe you guys would allow this to still be a thing.
No seriously. I want to know too. Someone please answer this!
Once again: https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MGJqNHkxcjRta3AzMGp6Y2QzaTM2ZjRjeXFiMnplaGhwNHJ2YmlmaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/nKFXQkxLRiEhy/200w.webp
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"I'm so fucken hungry."
That bitch!
Yep. They're at a fish farm upstate. I'm sorry, but they don't allow visitors.
I knew what he meant straight away. It was pretty obvious.And yes. I am Autistic.
Fuck. I thought you were the original poster. I was being a dickhead. I apologise. Sorry.
Or better yet, go sit around a campfire at an abandoned farm and meditate.
How about you go fuck yourself mate.
Sigh. You're not an 80's/90's kid, are you? If you were, you'd know that wise man say, "Never pay full price for late pizza."
...The Space Force guy started to speak, but everyone just laughed at him. The Air Force guy said, "Shut up, nerd!"The Marine tried to bite him.
The four branches of the US military were asked what they would do if they woke up and found a scorpion in their tent.The Army guy said he'd crush it with his boot.The Navy guy said he'd rip off it's stinger, and then eat it for the extra protein.The Marine said he'd use its poison to coat his knife.The Air Force guy calmly said, "Well the first thing I would do is call room service and ask them why there's a tent in my room."
"I'm here to make you feel better about your ruined clothes."
Hey! A few of my mates are Tool fans! And what you just said is very accurate.
Train driver. Green good. Red bad. Stop at red ones. Go on green ones.
I reckon his friends call him Dickie.
#15 There are at least 12 Great White Sharks in this picture.
Technically he learnt by watching his master from his cage and mimicking his moves. Either way, it's impressive!
It's also different seasons. We're currently in Autumn. The price will rise soon.
It's a little plastic box/tub/container. Kind of like the carton for the strawberries in this video, but it doesn't have the individual spaces.
You should change the Australian response to, "Na, ya cunt."
Pfft! As if the church would ever respect women enough to give them any power...
The Soul Drinkers are purple, and they're... they're...
Fuck.
I don't know how much it costs in Australia. (Everything in hospital was covered under Medicare. Which is what our taxes pay for.) But I do know we got money from the government in the form of the baby bonus to help us with the expenses of having a newborn.
Incorrect. I'm a train driver, and I can confirm this is 100% how it works.
...According to management...
Sigh. This is why women live longer than us.
Still really cool though!
Please be an AI fake. Please.
Hmm. Nothing on her face moved. Her lips and her eyes did a little bit. But the rest of her face was completely frozen. I don't really want to judge, but... hmm...
So during a shutdown, do the politicians still get paid? And the senior staff in whatever agency they're in? What about military personnel?
I'm Australian. So this idea of employees having to work without pay absolutely boggles my mind. If you tried that here, not a single worker would turn up. If you forced them to, you would lose every court case they brought against you. I honestly can't believe you guys would allow this to still be a thing.
No seriously. I want to know too. Someone please answer this!
Once again:
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MGJqNHkxcjRta3AzMGp6Y2QzaTM2ZjRjeXFiMnplaGhwNHJ2YmlmaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/nKFXQkxLRiEhy/200w.webp
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MGJqNHkxcjRta3AzMGp6Y2QzaTM2ZjRjeXFiMnplaGhwNHJ2YmlmaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/nKFXQkxLRiEhy/200w.webp
"I'm so fucken hungry."
That bitch!
Yep. They're at a fish farm upstate. I'm sorry, but they don't allow visitors.
I knew what he meant straight away. It was pretty obvious.
And yes. I am Autistic.
Fuck. I thought you were the original poster. I was being a dickhead. I apologise. Sorry.
Or better yet, go sit around a campfire at an abandoned farm and meditate.
How about you go fuck yourself mate.
Sigh. You're not an 80's/90's kid, are you? If you were, you'd know that wise man say, "Never pay full price for late pizza."
...The Space Force guy started to speak, but everyone just laughed at him. The Air Force guy said, "Shut up, nerd!"
The Marine tried to bite him.
The four branches of the US military were asked what they would do if they woke up and found a scorpion in their tent.
The Army guy said he'd crush it with his boot.
The Navy guy said he'd rip off it's stinger, and then eat it for the extra protein.
The Marine said he'd use its poison to coat his knife.
The Air Force guy calmly said, "Well the first thing I would do is call room service and ask them why there's a tent in my room."
"I'm here to make you feel better about your ruined clothes."
Hey! A few of my mates are Tool fans! And what you just said is very accurate.
Train driver. Green good. Red bad. Stop at red ones. Go on green ones.