Telemapus

41948 pts · November 20, 2024


If it weren't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college.

13 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wait does this mean there are only 150 firefighters in the whole of New Zealand?!

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Name a "greater harm" we've done to the planet that doesn't affect the water cycle.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another instruction lost in translation? Don't talk about the files. "Don't not talk about the files?" No Melania DO not talk about the files. "Do talk about the files?" [Too late he's wandered off to find someone who wants to look at his picture of the arch...]

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IMHO the greatest one-liner in Arrested Development is when George Bluth asks a Ford dealer for a Bronco and the dealer says oh we don't make those anymore because of the OJ Simpson thing, what you want is an Escape. 🤣

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's Trump in the pic with her smiling, boyo. She probably was happy for a time. Trump was never the biggest billionaire in Manhattan but he was always a prominent Manhattan rich dude. She went from... whatever she had in Slovenia to living in a penthouse in a skyscraper with her husband's name on it. I bet that afterglow lasted... oooh... days. Hours at least. Plus her original plan of cashing out years ago. But that fucker got elected...

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What a curious take.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's not a true closed loop. Even at 60c, some evaporates, requiring more input. And all of it is trapped in the centre instead of flowing downstream. Messing with natural water flows is going to be one of our civilisation's greatest (harmful) legacies.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Busy little creatures.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does anyone understand her strategy of insisting the Epstein files should be released so that she can clear her name as having had nothing to do with Epstein? Given that she has everything to do with Epstein?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1
Ladies, isn't the "proper" (second party) touch technique the middle and ring finger? Please discuss.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I just hate it so much that no matter what happens... JD Vance still gets to at the very least for the rest of his life say "I was the Vice President of the United States of America." 😢

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tastes like I saluted father dear, kissed me dear ol' mother, like I drank a pint of beer, me grief and tears to smother, then off to reap the corn and leave where I was born, cut a stout blackthorn to banish ghosts and goblins... whack follol de dah etc..

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ask him about the widget in the Guinness can.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're right. There's LESS loss of carbonation because the top is sealed. On top of that, a poured Guinness NEEDS to be left for a while (to be sure) to... I forget the official term for it. Settle? No that doesn't seem right... ah the shame of my ancestors etc...

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As the Irish say: "Never punch a gift horse in the mouth."

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's because he doesn't have to make up this story. He's only interested in stories he has to make up in order to get the US media to pa... ah fuck it I'm too exhausted to even follow through on this bit.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Am I just imagining things or does this look like the kind of person who can see Russia from their house?!

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried to make Xhitter a thing, pronounced "shitter", but there's this popular blonde bitch at my school...

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Popes, hardcore past-Popes, used to do that shit all the time. I'd love to see that. Leo's all "look I know I try to preach universal love and forgiveness and understanding, but what we have here is a failure to communicate. Some men, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. Hang on am I quoting Cool Hand Luke again?!"

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Having Latinos vote for us last time felt yucky, we need to fix that." - the GOP apparently?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 And now exhibit B:

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not that JD Vance MASSIVELY screws up every single time he appears on camera, it's that he always screws up at least a little (and sometimes massively) every single time he appears on camera.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trump made fun of him at a recent event, saying "I was looking for a heavyset guy". I think on some level Trump thought he was complimenting Vance's weight-loss but being Trump he made it sound for sure like he was calling his VP a fatass.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is more like Brave New World because Hegseth is clearly on drugs.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can it "baffle" you at this point? You've seen the US behave like this your entire life, you've seen televangelism, you've seen this particular idiot and his performative Christianity both pre-politics and during. It's absolutely on brand, just a somewhat chintzier and more grotesque version of the brand.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Marco is the designated fall-guy for that upcoming fiasco, though.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Having worked in a hotel (albeit one without a casino) I know at least one other reason is that housekeeping often refuses to clean out what has been left in those tubs, on the grounds of abuse of their basic human rights.

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And you're so obsessed with making sure her behaviour cannot be in any way diminished or excused that you fail to see that it's irrational and beyond normal. She spends all day on X looks for mentions of trans issues. It is obsessive behaviour. Obsessive behaviour is well recognised as mental illness and just because the particular behaviour is also offensive doesn't make it any less obsessive. Not all mental illness is benign. Your argument is garbage.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1