TerminalInterface

2643 pts ยท September 7, 2016


Chewing pen in hand... Stops and looks down.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This post has zero shit to do with ANY current reality. This is about making fun of the absolute batshit crazy shit humans do in the name of ANY religion. Go cry your theist river in the quiet of your own shallow hole.

6 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

Who gave Darth... I mean Derp miller his phone.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No. Not your food. Do not touch. Period. There is no grey area. I like spice, I also do shots of crystal sauce in the morning before coffee.

6 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

No shit. Kinda tired of this, but at least the comments are not full of everyone saying this like last time I saw the post.

6 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

#badlegaladvice

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 11

"Ok Google, play love hits of the 70s"

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fukem

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They could repost it with the speed reader caption, choose.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ohhh, blood fart. don't get that checked out. it's normal

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they were not supposed to learn from the Germans.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

had some prick stop like this in Texas decades ago. a nighthawk 750 was not something that stops quickly. I also lived in the neighborhood and also liked it a little quiet so I would ride it quietly in 3rd gear to keep engine noise very low. anyway I side kicked the asshole and kept on my way.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what I want to do, vs what I'm trained to do may not align.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

think this will work with Pinnacle vodka. "whipped Pinnacle vodka, the smoothest blend for damn near ANY mixer" . no really, it's the best damn white Russian vodka I've ever used.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

this is the kind of stuff my mom would do. it's why we never had money growing up, and I understood it. she is the only kind of landlord I look for. she's still at it in her 80s too, bigger truck than mine.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

but can she hold a conversation about almost anything. yeah kids, when the motorboating is done, are you going to have any deep discussion or are you going to slap a 100 in her hands and tell her to leave before your parents get home.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 13

there is a way to exit military service when you know it's an illegal war, anyone willing to go into this combat , will not be morned.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

almost like calling Republican women tyske ludder.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

brings back a used condom.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, the Whitehouse is already partially destroyed. we need a new house for a new age anyway. when we reset it all.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh yeah, try some of the Harry Potter jellybeans. there was one if I recall right, booger flavored.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

same issue but a cat, she was afraid I was in trouble hiding completely under the warm blankets, she kept pulling cover from my face to save me. slept on my shoulder taping my head when I tried to cover back up.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my mum wants me to visit my Arkansas family, knowing I'm not going to be quiet after ANY stupid statement.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

well fuck. is that my problem, I care?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so, who's doing it, white hat, grey hat, black hat, furry hat?

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

not telling the bigoted family members to sit the fuck down, and shut the fuck up with their racist shit maybe.

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

put out your hand..... baaaaad girl

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

damnit, I'm old, I did see people dancing first. maybe cause I'm a tit guy

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thanks siblings of mymomma

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, we good *mixes another drink*

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0