TheAlchemistInTheBlueJacket

611 pts ยท March 19, 2017


Because I've played the bad side. Played it up to it's cruelest possibilities. I've done the worst man can do... and I was found wanting.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

What's your job? "Getting hit by trains."

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am conflicted. One the one hand, I must upvote Warhammer 40k, for I am a simple Imperial servant. On the other hand, it is also heresy.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

One tellstruth. One tells lies. One tells puns.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean it wouldn't be as effective as you'd think. I mean, it takes a while to burn a body. It'd just be a walking torch for a while.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

OWO

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That tag should be Mildy Horrifying

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I desire his hat.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sky hooks are an actual thing, and are VERY EXPENSIVE

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Though you know I wish I could.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm on mobile but I could tell it was bee movie script.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source is not optimized for modern comps.Typing mat_phong 0 helps performance and gives a cartoony vibe, but makes Aussies look a lil silly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We can tell you're a Spy. The only gun that does more damge on headshot that ISN'T a sniler rifle is the Ambassador

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You give a bad waiter/waitress a penny. That is the sign that you're a person who tips, and that their service needs to improve

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

"Geez, they don't make mortals like they used to."

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It doesn't follow the format of | || || |_. This is | || || ||. Not every four panel comic is Loss.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fuck yeah Kung Fury

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Open your eyes, I see, they're already openopen. Wear no disguise for me, come into the open.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have a birb that lays eggs in the otherwise unused little front porch mailbox every year.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But she is happy!

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Isn't instagram a pic thing? So... you're hoping somebody taking pics of the whales got their stuff ruined? You're a dick.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

1d4chan.org sould help. It's not strictly 40k, but the 40k is pretty damn extensive.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Playing some Team Fortress 2. Yay respawning is canon! The shrapnel and bullets are gonna hurt though. But I'll have fun!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buy that man a lottery ticket!

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Keyword here is "tries"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You go to eeemo.net for zalgo text. Or was it .com? Either way Lingojam works for everything else and has a robot voice thing too.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WE GOT A RUNNER!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everybody has someone they love. Even villains.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We have the Perfect Stick in our backyard.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0