TheGillMachine

17315 pts ยท December 3, 2013


Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!

Some bathroom humor (OC)

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Comments 5
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Surprise sex can be fun, MOST of the time...

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My academic advisor once warned me if I failed History, I'd be doomed to repeat it.

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The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different resilts.

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Almost all directions accounted for...

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I don't even... I'm so confused.

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Nature Porn

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Now for the West Coast feed.

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So, I give you cool pictures from my travels, and you give me fake internet points, right?

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Yo, dawg, I heard you liked volcanic plugs, so I took a picture of Beacon Rock.

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How to spot a sex offender, part 1

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