Last night I let one rip in front of my wife
Good for her
when your phone has no charge so you decide to read a book
They were only trying to follow the rules
for IMGUR
When brother picks you up from the hospital
When she tell me to wear the sexy pajamas
strange side effect from eating Cheetos
Mechanic thanking me for draining the oil for him before I drove it to the shop
You idiot, this already happended before and they made a movie about why this is a bad idea.
When the stewardess tells you that Prigozhin is on your flight
What day is it?
You know your are old when all the people from your youth are dieing
It's My Cake Day
He's got legs and he knows how to use them
You made it to the end of the week
Pull my finger
China says warship that caught on fire was just doing a smoke screen test.
the start of that horror movie
and I would have gotten away with it if it was'nt for you pesky kids
Oh Well that's going to turn out okay.
Life is hard for a Bat
So do I just stand here ?
When you are doing your job and someone does not want you to report it
NOO!! We are doomed!
When my dump turned out to be smaller then I thought
Good Boy SheepDog defends the sheep
The next Marvel superhero movie
When minimum wage hits you
So proud at what I made
after taking away abortion rights what's next. How about restricting freedom of movement
Help my stepbrother...I'm stuck
I swear its not mine baby
Sorry, let me help you.
420 Yooo
Now China appears to making a move on Taiwan
Scientific research
Really sad to be that father :(
But the recruiter said I could sleep in late?
Maybe this DNA stuff is not a good idea
Ryan Reynolds recording interview for his youtube channel appeared in the background of movie
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
he's not to bright
Don't let Wong speak at your funeral
In honor of the new Star Wars movie
They found something
How to destroy an internship with 2 tweets
Happy Birthday you Filthy Animal....and keep the change
Youtube has removed the dislike button
used the toilet this morning
Carl the Intern
Captain my Captain
I wish I was this rich that this could be an option
today is my cake day. I am 8 years old and this is the 8th thing I favorited
don't walk in the wash during a rain storm
Jim Carrey as Wolverine