TheSimpleDude

188249 pts · October 16, 2013


Last night I let one rip in front of my wife

Points -2
Comments 4
Views 700

Good for her

Points 378
Comments 34
Views 6291

when your phone has no charge so you decide to read a book

Points 534
Comments 82
Views 41767

They were only trying to follow the rules

Points 24
Comments 8
Views 802

for IMGUR

Points 46
Comments 0
Views 168

When brother picks you up from the hospital

Points 1093
Comments 23
Views 36867

When she tell me to wear the sexy pajamas

Points 16
Comments 3
Views 204

strange side effect from eating Cheetos

Points 9
Comments 9
Views 469

Mechanic thanking me for draining the oil for him before I drove it to the shop

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 640

You idiot, this already happended before and they made a movie about why this is a bad idea.

Points 475
Comments 91
Views 30851

When the stewardess tells you that Prigozhin is on your flight

Points 23
Comments 4
Views 896

What day is it?

Points 1775
Comments 126
Views 104744

You know your are old when all the people from your youth are dieing

Points 14
Comments 2
Views 877

It's My Cake Day

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 441

He's got legs and he knows how to use them

Points 21
Comments 2
Views 876

You made it to the end of the week

Points 11
Comments 0
Views 1047

Pull my finger

Points 31
Comments 10
Views 1498

China says warship that caught on fire was just doing a smoke screen test.

Points 873
Comments 159
Views 75977

the start of that horror movie

Points 542
Comments 224
Views 69428

and I would have gotten away with it if it was'nt for you pesky kids

Points 2472
Comments 224
Views 173483

Oh Well that's going to turn out okay.

Points 12
Comments 2
Views 802

Life is hard for a Bat

Points 6
Comments 7
Views 822

So do I just stand here ?

Points 70
Comments 59
Views 5199

When you are doing your job and someone does not want you to report it

Points 1202
Comments 303
Views 132219

NOO!! We are doomed!

Points 86
Comments 22
Views 4315

When my dump turned out to be smaller then I thought

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 624

Good Boy SheepDog defends the sheep

Points 60
Comments 15
Views 2093

The next Marvel superhero movie

Points 22
Comments 2
Views 2011

When minimum wage hits you

Points 17
Comments 8
Views 1576

So proud at what I made

Points 16
Comments 5
Views 715

after taking away abortion rights what's next.  How about restricting freedom of movement

Points 771
Comments 163
Views 78850

Help my stepbrother...I'm stuck

Points 52
Comments 3
Views 2709

I swear its not mine baby

Points 10
Comments 0
Views 1248

Sorry, let me help you.

Points 59
Comments 17
Views 1681

420 Yooo

Points -1
Comments 1
Views 333

Now China appears to making a move on Taiwan

Points 1173
Comments 135
Views 101126

Scientific research

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 908

Really sad to be that father  :(

Points 2975
Comments 261
Views 74834

But the recruiter said I could sleep in late?

Points 22
Comments 17
Views 772

Maybe this DNA stuff is not a good idea

Points 102
Comments 42
Views 5837

Ryan Reynolds recording interview for his youtube channel  appeared in the background of movie

Points 2574
Comments 137
Views 102154

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

Points 24
Comments 10
Views 1126

he's not to bright

Points 14
Comments 5
Views 23820

Don't let Wong speak at your funeral

Points 2492
Comments 221
Views 162931

In honor of the new Star Wars movie

Points 31
Comments 23
Views 1298

They found something

Points 17
Comments 9
Views 1295

How to destroy an internship with 2 tweets

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 448

Happy Birthday you Filthy Animal....and keep the change

Points 51
Comments 6
Views 1139

Youtube has removed the dislike button

Points -2
Comments 4
Views 302

used the toilet this morning

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 303

Carl the Intern

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 248

Captain my Captain

Points 73
Comments 18
Views 4998

I wish I was this rich that this could be an option

Points 2222
Comments 718
Views 83806

today is my cake day.  I am 8 years old and this is the 8th thing I favorited

Points 96
Comments 12
Views 3564

don't walk in the wash during a rain storm

Points 1295
Comments 132
Views 2280566

Jim Carrey as Wolverine

Points 20
Comments 10
Views 81501
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