Putting fear into the hearts of angels and men alike
The momma birb nestin in my patio
My Boston isn't entirely sure about our new puppy
Why I'm not afraid to whistle at night
Yah like birbs?
Remember y'all, land doesn't vote. People vote.
Shit is fucked
Metal Delpi decal for RG Nu Gundam
Rejection hurts
Got an order of 10 el pastor tacos and you can't have any
A very posable model kit
My weird looking cow and her llama
FB marketplace has some absolute gems sometimes
I get anxiety every single time I see this notification
The artichokes are getting big this year
MAGA Republicans are trying to sell our city's public library to a private company. They posted these signs all over the city, including near elementary schools.
Release your inner goblin
Otterly shocking turn of events
Rockets are cool
TIL: degreasers can fix old/dirty whetstones
Me, trying to come up with an alien species in a Sci-Fi story I'm writing
It's just been one of those... Days? Weeks? Months? Awhile...
When you roll a nat20 on persuasion
If a firm is purely dedicated to extracting wealth without adding value it shouldn't exist.
I am otterly shocked
Here's some memes you goddless heathens
We just keep doing this man dirty. Poor rookie, git gud!
Why are people like this?
I mean...
Don't fuck with Auntie!
Remind you of anything?
"I promise I won't get political at the gun show".... *5 minutes later*
Totally normal conversation
Incoming
Here's some a-maize-ingly colorful corn
OH NO! PATRICK!
This is tobacco for when you really want to have a personal conversation with the Creator.
This was only $120/oz delivered. Don't shop at places that painfully overcharge you.
Not particularly effective, but he's trying his best
Throwback to that time I caught a hawk that came into the greenhouse I worked in and massacred a bunch of sparrows
Hit em with that walleye!
What am I, just a piece of meat of meat to you?
It's 10am and this is fucking bullshit! My balls are swampier than Florida.
The Queen is dead! Long rot the Queen!
If its stupid but it works
You want shitposts? Here's some shit posts
Not enough fiber, at it hurts
Theres a whole ass murder out here right now
Trying to figure out facial angles and subtle expressions
Some Tau lore that doesn't make sense
Mmmm dodge
One legged sparrow doing sparrow stuff. I named her Hoppy and I make sure the other birds don't bully her.
Gift from momma (sound on, trust me)
Working on a rough draft for something someone.