ThrottleJesus

20801 pts · September 22, 2015


How did you find my 8 year old comment?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, give it another 3 years.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty “WhOa” to me when I ended up killing Father as soon as he walked in on my first play through without really knowing the twist lmao.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I see you’re a man of culture as well.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What anime is this from?

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I would never pass up a chance to die.

8 years ago | Likes 996 Dislikes 8

The only place you better be running to is Mt. Doom.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeaaaah but I stay fit for myself, not my significant other.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Shaft drive.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He thiccc

8 years ago | Likes 336 Dislikes 13

Nice, man! How did you get into stunt acting?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except “Netflix and chill” was a saying to disguise sexual intent while the other ones make it blatantly obvious.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Then you got Jay who is saltiest af because he didn’t go home with the chick.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

“Just one more meme.”

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Yeah, we have the worst drivers in *insert state you live in.*

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 3

Too bad!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Someone said this a couple of years ago to fat and depressed me. Now I’m ripped af, still depressed tho.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You wanna talk about the fourth karate kid?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This has been spread around so much that if I ever unearth a dead dog, I'm digging another 6 feet.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

What's the tube that goes from the tank to the triple tree clamp?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

How do you think the tiger got so fat?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Omg literally me.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I remember running right up to the keeper during a goal kick and slide tackling the fuck outta him in the earlier ones. Good stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

his buddy in the leg during a live fire exercise. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hold on, I speak alcoholic. He says he trained some Jordanians while in the military a couple years ago and one of them ended up shooting1/2

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Earf*

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sorry but...where are the three seashells?

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

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