TimTim353

88716 pts · January 15, 2013


I'm a sarcastic, pun-filled asshole, who, for some reason, people seem to like. So, I will continue to be a pun-filled sarcastic asshole, until it stops yielding results. That's about all there is to know about me. I haven't changed this description for almost a year and it's still true. Going on four years, if it isn't broke don't fix it.

Savage

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Harold. Harold never changes.

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Rock, Paper, Scissors

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Civil War

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Since Christmas is approaching, I can't stress this advice enough.

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I'm gonna miss this show.

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So, this happens when you YouTube search "doge meme"

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Looks like he's gone postal.

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Saw one of these on the front page and thought I'd contribute.

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Yep, you know who you are.

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This is the last straw

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And he was never heard from again.

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Guys, someone released leaked photos of Miley Cyrus... with clothes!

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My one rule.

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How it should've gone.

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BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD!

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I laughed harder than I should have.

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This gem popped up on my newsfeed today.

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This pleases me.

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Best decision I've ever made

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God dammit, Taylor

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Don't want to jump on the bandwagon, but I felt this had to be shared.

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Someone was complaining on a forum about their phone duplicating messages they recieved. Here were the replies.

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Response to the standing dog

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Dammit, David, what have we told you?

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I might occasionaly drop really broad hints, like hair color, to get those people's hopes up even more.

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Just did an internet speedtest, speeds so slow this probably won't even post

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Nailed it

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In response to the awkward pooper's dream. I give you The Awkward Pooper's Nightmare

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My GTA V experience summed up in one gif.

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This thing just really drives me up a wall

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Here you go, by request.

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Just trying to pick up a girl, guess I just crashed and burned.

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Only possible way to win.

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WalkingWasteDisposalUnit, you better deliver

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So NASA's making some announcement tomorrow, apparently.

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So, apparently, Neil Patrick Harris is 40. I just learned that today.

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Out of all the deaths on Breaking Bad, this one actually made me really sad.

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Whenever a Legendary Pokemon faints in the first battle of the Elite Four.

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The sad truth.

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Hooch is seriously crazy.

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I could probably buy a train for less than that.

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Stephen Colbert on US international relations

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Oh twitter. Don't ever change

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This was not Martin Luther King Junior's dream. I thought we were over this, America?

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My thoughts on the new PlayStation

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I'm just Putin this out there, but I'm not Russian for points.

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Don't you hate when that happens?

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CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION, BITCH

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I love The Onion.

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Cyanide and Happiness' take on the Charlie Hebdo incident.

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RoosterTeeth, for those wondering.

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Sorry for potato.

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Nailed it.

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The 90's summed up in a single picture.

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A screencap of a twitter status on facebook, posted to tumblr, now on imgur.

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untitled

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I miss this show

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