TinyOctopus

2807645 pts ยท October 12, 2014


Y'know. If you voted Republican or just didn't vote. Well... Here we go. What a shitstorm this is gonna be.

Heading into his 10th Century, huh.

Let's hear more about the First Crusades!

11 hours ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

No, but several fisherman's wives do.

Ba dum tiss.

12 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wrecker? Tiny octopus doesn't even know her.

21 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Ramen.

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That's not a good movie at any time, but now especially not in the current climate. Might I suggest something like Kpop Demon Hunters? Or the 1999 Mummy?

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So, it's okay for Israel to use US munitions in bombing fucking Beruit, but omg, how can Iran possibly justify using their own backers...

The hypocrisy is fucking astounding.

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1 day ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

The quads are on the front, dumbass.

/s

XD

1 day ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Wait. Tiny octopus should make a Frank OnlyFans.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tiny octopus would like to be sponsored. You'd get more exclusive pictures of Frank

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Literally the first person to talk about in that article was kicked out of his room because he let people visit. The rules say no visitors, but if you make unreasonable rules, are you surprised that people can't follow them? A rule that if a visitor causes damage or disruption then they have to leave. That would be reasonable.

Ugh.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The bottom fans blow upward right through the fins.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Watching a movie on one monitor, playing WoW on the main monitor.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a rather large octopus. Or a very tiny person.

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Thankfully the top and back are the exhaust, intake is in the front and the bottom.

1 day ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And for those of you who need it.

Dad's proud of you too. Keep up the good work champ.

2 days ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 4

Homeward...is that...is that the temu version of Onward?

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Why do you make me feel things!? Poor Astarion. Yes, totally talking about him.

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You know what spiders have that octopodes do not? Exoskeletons. In reality, a crab is a wet spider that learned to use grabbers.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Up-Lyft-ing-dad

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, it's funny that you didn't mention the 2017 Mummy. It wasn't 'that' bad.

2 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

1999. Because Rachel Weisz.

2 days ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

She was named after the train mascot.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell your son that I love him

2 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Also, I was pronouncing it Alley-socks. Now I now it's El-ee-socks.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was driving to pick up the tinier and had these two in front of me. It was adorable.

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I love Alisocks.

2 days ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Lololol. Shots fired.

2 days ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 3

Link?

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