1160 pts · June 16, 2018
So named because they’re worn by Junior Non-Commissioned Officers?
The Quick and the Dead
“Rectum?” “No, they just needed a wipe down.”
That reminds me, I really ought to trim my pubes.
Prison?
That’s awesome! Try it with a real dog!
Wait for the protests in Nov over massive election fraud that doesn’t exist. That’ll be an interest dynamic between protestors and police.
Someone admitting they’re wrong on t’internet rather than just deleting is a rare and endearing thing, it shows you’re good people.
LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS IN SPACE MORTY YOU DUMB SHIT!
Wow, I was only making a wisecrack but you really jumped right in with both feet there. Wanna take another read of what it actually says?
Streisand’s law looks more like ‘some dickhead will always try to open a lever mortice lock with a Yale key’
Y’all need some basic reading comprehension- there’s no reason an Australian can’t own a sheep farm in Africa.
I ate my shredded wheat this morning with spoon made from a 4 billion year-old rock in space.
Isn’t this a Mr Bean episode??
God, it’s like me doing foreplay on the wife.
Why’s there a plug hole on that wall??
I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs but I trust dogs when they don’t like people.
Catapult
Stop using non-biodegradable balloons that will still be clogging up the planet long after you yourself have decomposed.
Surely some Cornish/Devon turbo-bore is going to pop up and gob off about jam/cream order on scones?
Billy at the back really couldn’t be fucked, you can see the big sigh!
Judging by the look on his face that clearly says he shit himself, no, no I would not.
My younger self was a dick and I’m only a bit better. I want to meet my OLDER self, see what that dude has to say.
That’s really cool ?
You’re aware other nations have treasures right? He is a National Treasure, just not yours.
Most American Imgurians are quite enlightened but if you call China an asshole without realising they’re peas in a pod with the US u can GTF
Next step: bagging her own poop.
The S goes at the front: Spacific.
Ain’t no man gonna take that route with me.
So named because they’re worn by Junior Non-Commissioned Officers?
The Quick and the Dead
“Rectum?” “No, they just needed a wipe down.”
That reminds me, I really ought to trim my pubes.
Prison?
That’s awesome! Try it with a real dog!
Wait for the protests in Nov over massive election fraud that doesn’t exist. That’ll be an interest dynamic between protestors and police.
Someone admitting they’re wrong on t’internet rather than just deleting is a rare and endearing thing, it shows you’re good people.
LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS IN SPACE MORTY YOU DUMB SHIT!
Wow, I was only making a wisecrack but you really jumped right in with both feet there. Wanna take another read of what it actually says?
Streisand’s law looks more like ‘some dickhead will always try to open a lever mortice lock with a Yale key’
Y’all need some basic reading comprehension- there’s no reason an Australian can’t own a sheep farm in Africa.
I ate my shredded wheat this morning with spoon made from a 4 billion year-old rock in space.
Isn’t this a Mr Bean episode??
God, it’s like me doing foreplay on the wife.
Why’s there a plug hole on that wall??
I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs but I trust dogs when they don’t like people.
Catapult
Stop using non-biodegradable balloons that will still be clogging up the planet long after you yourself have decomposed.
Surely some Cornish/Devon turbo-bore is going to pop up and gob off about jam/cream order on scones?
Billy at the back really couldn’t be fucked, you can see the big sigh!
Judging by the look on his face that clearly says he shit himself, no, no I would not.
My younger self was a dick and I’m only a bit better. I want to meet my OLDER self, see what that dude has to say.
That’s really cool ?
You’re aware other nations have treasures right? He is a National Treasure, just not yours.
Most American Imgurians are quite enlightened but if you call China an asshole without realising they’re peas in a pod with the US u can GTF
Next step: bagging her own poop.
The S goes at the front: Spacific.
Ain’t no man gonna take that route with me.