TipTorque

1160 pts · June 16, 2018


So named because they’re worn by Junior Non-Commissioned Officers?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Quick and the Dead

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Rectum?” “No, they just needed a wipe down.”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That reminds me, I really ought to trim my pubes.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prison?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s awesome! Try it with a real dog!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait for the protests in Nov over massive election fraud that doesn’t exist. That’ll be an interest dynamic between protestors and police.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Someone admitting they’re wrong on t’internet rather than just deleting is a rare and endearing thing, it shows you’re good people.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS IN SPACE MORTY YOU DUMB SHIT!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, I was only making a wisecrack but you really jumped right in with both feet there. Wanna take another read of what it actually says?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Streisand’s law looks more like ‘some dickhead will always try to open a lever mortice lock with a Yale key’

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Y’all need some basic reading comprehension- there’s no reason an Australian can’t own a sheep farm in Africa.

5 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 5

I ate my shredded wheat this morning with spoon made from a 4 billion year-old rock in space.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Isn’t this a Mr Bean episode??

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God, it’s like me doing foreplay on the wife.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why’s there a plug hole on that wall??

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs but I trust dogs when they don’t like people.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Catapult

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop using non-biodegradable balloons that will still be clogging up the planet long after you yourself have decomposed.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surely some Cornish/Devon turbo-bore is going to pop up and gob off about jam/cream order on scones?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Billy at the back really couldn’t be fucked, you can see the big sigh!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Judging by the look on his face that clearly says he shit himself, no, no I would not.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My younger self was a dick and I’m only a bit better. I want to meet my OLDER self, see what that dude has to say.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s really cool ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re aware other nations have treasures right? He is a National Treasure, just not yours.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Most American Imgurians are quite enlightened but if you call China an asshole without realising they’re peas in a pod with the US u can GTF

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

Next step: bagging her own poop.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The S goes at the front: Spacific.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ain’t no man gonna take that route with me.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0