ToasterDent

166256 pts ยท February 26, 2017


Humans are wired to tell and listen to stories. Don't fight your genetics.

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Is it a movie set during Easter, or is it a movie about Easter itself?

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That's just indirect solar power

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If it were secret, he wouldn't have arrived by either of those

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tbh that's been my experience with every goth I've met

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Hesbreath is breaking his own DEI policy - he's promoting less qualified people on the basis of race (white).

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Hopefully the audience goes "oh yeah, that's totally [name]. he's been that way forever"

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They're gonna show the video many years later at his wedding.

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Cat can hear difference between normal speech and performance speech.

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I don't have any robot friends, can I build them out of spare parts I have in the garage?

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Ha yeah, it'd be hard not to start giggling when this dramatic scene starts during the movie

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Related: GCC countries making deals with Ukraine to learn drone warfare knowledge, and I expect to set up drone factories in SA, UAE etc.

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Because you'd seen the memes before the full movie?

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Ants have very good memories and will track you down years later for revenge.

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Fire ants are valuable part of the ecosystem and bwaaa-ha-ha I can't continue. Fuck fire ants.

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Someone please think of the Samsungs!

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"secret bunker"

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When even Poland nopes out, Trump should know he fucked up

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Police: "We have recovered the 6T of KitKats that were stolen"

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RIP CatMom

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Older than sliced bread by 28 years!

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Last night was not a great math night for me!

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Oh yeah I forgot about the dot-com collapse, I meant the real estate one 15 years later

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And then 15 years after *that*, you go to watch the economy collapse

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tiktok trend

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