185016 pts · November 19, 2013
I'm a middle aged, middle class white guy in the suburbs. What else do you want to know?
It’s all about how you sell it. Universal healthcare would be so much less than what we spend now that we would be able to afford even more bombs for the Middle East.
Somehow, this feels like an insult to prostitutes.
Was expecting Ride of the Valkyries
Orange noser
Politicians hide themselves awayThey only started the warWhy should they go out to fight?They leave that role to the poor
That was interesting, thank you
Modern day Hooverville.
I always wondered how humans figured out that we could/should put shoes on horses.
#3 I remember being taught in school that one of the founding principles of this country is “… that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”Be true to yourself and spread love and happiness, not fear and hate.
Bleached Anus sounds like a Butthole Surfers tribute band.
Do we need shiny Saturday?
So he wants a FIFA War Prize too? A matching set?
So remember: when it comes to reading—words, sentences, the whole thing—there’s nobody better. Nobody even close. Thank you.
The fake news, they don’t want to report it. They never say, “Wow, his reading is unbelievable.” They don’t say it. But people know. The people know. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.We’re bringing reading back, by the way. We’re making reading great again. Because for a while, reading—it wasn’t so good. But now? It’s strong. Very strong. Maybe the strongest it’s ever been. And it’s because of me. A lot of people are saying that. A lot.
Absolutely amazed. I read books, I read documents, I read—frankly—things nobody else can even understand. Complicated stuff. The most complicated. And I make it simple. That’s what I do.And they said it couldn’t be done. They said, “You won’t read that whole page.” I read two pages. Sometimes three! Back-to-back. No breaks. Incredible stamina. And I remember it, too. Perfect memory. People don’t talk about that enough.
Folks, let me tell you—nobody reads better than me. Nobody. People come up to me, big people, strong people, tears in their eyes, they say, “Sir, how do you read so incredibly well?” And I tell them, it’s a gift. It’s just a natural talent. Some people, they struggle—very sad—but me? I read tremendous. The best reading, really.I see words, and I know them. Instantly. Faster than anybody’s ever seen. Doctors—top doctors—have said, “We’ve never seen anything like it.” They’re amazed.
I’m surprised that the Daily Show didn’t do this.
And back when you could go down to the gate to meet people as they came off the plane.
I would say that he viewed 1984 as an instruction manual, but I seriously doubt he has even read the Cliffs notes.
I’m old enough to remember when flying was actually kind of fun.
Why not both? I mean, all three.
And it’s not even Tuesday
They just forgot the punctuation. “No! More wars!”
I was working from home, then the whole project was Doge’d
Not just alpha, a pre-release alpha that barely compiled and has a long list of suppressed warnings.
Jacksonville?
I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have 'network connectivity problems'
Bedpans are a thing
It’s all about how you sell it. Universal healthcare would be so much less than what we spend now that we would be able to afford even more bombs for the Middle East.
Somehow, this feels like an insult to prostitutes.
Was expecting Ride of the Valkyries
Orange noser
Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor
That was interesting, thank you
Modern day Hooverville.
I always wondered how humans figured out that we could/should put shoes on horses.
#3 I remember being taught in school that one of the founding principles of this country is “… that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”
Be true to yourself and spread love and happiness, not fear and hate.
Bleached Anus sounds like a Butthole Surfers tribute band.
Do we need shiny Saturday?
So he wants a FIFA War Prize too? A matching set?
So remember: when it comes to reading—words, sentences, the whole thing—there’s nobody better. Nobody even close. Thank you.
The fake news, they don’t want to report it. They never say, “Wow, his reading is unbelievable.” They don’t say it. But people know. The people know. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.
We’re bringing reading back, by the way. We’re making reading great again. Because for a while, reading—it wasn’t so good. But now? It’s strong. Very strong. Maybe the strongest it’s ever been. And it’s because of me. A lot of people are saying that. A lot.
Absolutely amazed. I read books, I read documents, I read—frankly—things nobody else can even understand. Complicated stuff. The most complicated. And I make it simple. That’s what I do.
And they said it couldn’t be done. They said, “You won’t read that whole page.” I read two pages. Sometimes three! Back-to-back. No breaks. Incredible stamina. And I remember it, too. Perfect memory. People don’t talk about that enough.
Folks, let me tell you—nobody reads better than me. Nobody. People come up to me, big people, strong people, tears in their eyes, they say, “Sir, how do you read so incredibly well?” And I tell them, it’s a gift. It’s just a natural talent. Some people, they struggle—very sad—but me? I read tremendous. The best reading, really.
I see words, and I know them. Instantly. Faster than anybody’s ever seen. Doctors—top doctors—have said, “We’ve never seen anything like it.” They’re amazed.
I’m surprised that the Daily Show didn’t do this.
And back when you could go down to the gate to meet people as they came off the plane.
I would say that he viewed 1984 as an instruction manual, but I seriously doubt he has even read the Cliffs notes.
I’m old enough to remember when flying was actually kind of fun.
Why not both? I mean, all three.
And it’s not even Tuesday
They just forgot the punctuation. “No! More wars!”
I was working from home, then the whole project was Doge’d
Not just alpha, a pre-release alpha that barely compiled and has a long list of suppressed warnings.
Jacksonville?
I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have 'network connectivity problems'
Bedpans are a thing