Toplanetrash

377 pts · April 11, 2017


I am a winemancer. Watch me turn these two bottles of cheap cabernet into violence

Sure, that’s putin himself shelling ukrainian cities and killing people, not nice russian folks

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn’t take courage to say things on russian tv, it takes permission

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I mean, there is a complicated situation with US healthcare, and there is a Ukrainian Holodomore

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

It is all fun and games until you let half of a country to starve

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

All that drier does is taking washer’s loads, don’t think they are work mates

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you found any strange black rocks? My penpal from Arkham university loves my stories about Vermont!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More of a Gangplank man myself, but this I like.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Isis bomber

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Did you literally translate spot on comrade? That’s not how that works mate lmao

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When it is fresh out of the oven it is so hot the egg actually cooks, similar to capricciosa pizza, its good stuff

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every day I live I want to be a bog witch more and more

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... beat us to near death state with jumper cables.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lived in Ukraine for 23 years, never ever in my life used a squat toilet. It's mostly rural thing.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This meme seems like a structurally different version of terrible tiger tbh but I like it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Artist is russian and that's how breed is called in russian, so i guess it's just lousy translation. He is on Imgur btw, @op reposted from/1

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My spider sense is telling me Spiderman is nearby and my plan is to get him next and open up a whip ass canister

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op I’m happy i got delivery details right, i was super nervous about that. Cheers!

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

YUH

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Born in ‘95, most of these are relatable. Post USSR Eastern Europe ftw

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean, he could just say that he sits there to avoid being caught not working, but he went to some lengths with xylene and lack of testing

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's weirdly specific, you do you buddy, good luck out there

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I liked it. Especially the production itself, colours, camera work, music etc. Very pretty and capturing. Plot is not everyones cup of tea.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My pirate name sounds like a fucking soundcloud name - Yung Hook, going platinum no features, matey

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 And mum does it best :^)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

this is inspiring, im so gonna haunt other people if i die

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

jesus fucking christ lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps he is also sworn enemy of the hand?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

that is high plesbyterian, possibly mixed with an oxnard pike.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So your mexican stepdad is both alien and a predator?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0