TotallyNotTheFBI

24953 pts · August 22, 2016


I'm Dave, I'm totally not the FBI. I used to be TotallyNotTheFBI, which I still am, but I used to also have some fake internet doo-dads. Anyways, send all of your illegal activities to my PM.

Went for groceries, came back with a Borg.

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That face you make when all of your friends are hanging out with other people

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Game suggestion for the PS4, I’ve played the ones I’ve had too many times, now I need to focus on getting some more

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How it feels when your grandma says you’re a handsome young man

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When you put hard work into something and someone gives positive feedback that wasn’t necessary.

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When you’re told not to play tackle football with your younger cousins

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Update On Grandmother

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Noticed something strange while reading Beyond Watchmen - Rorschach

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You’ll get your rent when you fix the damn power current mini game 50 times over!

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Watchmen - Issue 12. The Death or Rorschach.

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When you can’t tell if your headphones have gone bad or if you’re going deaf

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Was reborn, then. Was Rorschach.

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Reminder this show existed.

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Not wrong

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The Death of Rorschach - Movie Version

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Dang

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How to play Fallout 4, the Swanson way.

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Another reason to love Pearl Jam

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Why is it cookie?

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Oh the things you /come/ across

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How It Feels: Trying to airdrum heavier music.

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Made a face I could bear to look at in the mirror.

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Layne Staley - Alice in Chains

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Enchantment!

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When someone tells you they’re a Furry

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I’m still parked out by the lake

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To the people who voted to repeal Net Neutrality

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Oh

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You heard him wrong, he wasn’t talking about Cap needing a shield.

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Oh the difference one letter makes

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Quick reminder of this amazing game.

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(Spoilers) The best and biggest twist in Arrow history, in one of the greatest seasons of any CW show.

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When you and your friend are about to do something stupid, but at least you’re on the same page.

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Is it just me, or does he remind you of someone?

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When your team doesn't win but you love them anyways.

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Dave Grohl, super serious rockstar

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Forever my favorite.

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Chris Cornell and Eddie Vedder, just two dudes hanging out.

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After spending Christmas with my grandma in the nursing home, here’s to finally sitting down, drinking coffee, and relaxing.

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Quick reminder from window dog to be kind to each other

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Some good pictures.

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Recently saw this photo of my Russian great grandfather watching a comrade die in the war. Heartbreaking.

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When you're a beautiful man in all of your stages of life.

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Rest In Peace, Duncan, Grey Warden Commander.

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No greater curse than to outlive your closest friends.

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A couple shots of Bayek to help others get excited for this seemingly great game.

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Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell

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Finally watched Stranger Things after not believing the hype.

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When Jeremy by Pearl Jam comes on, and you gotta prep for them feels

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MRW someone asks me why I keep fucking my trash can

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Found the perfect gift for my dumb cousin.

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When you start bonding with someone over Stranger Things

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MRW one of my best friends tells me he’s saving up for an engagement ring for his girlfriend.

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When someone asks why I don’t watch Modern SNL

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Officially Firearm Friday on the East Coast

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