TraumatizeMeCapn

898 pts ยท February 4, 2018


Is this the translation of Bucky Barnes' activation code?

11 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

#42 Well, knots hurt when you snatch them out, what did you expect?

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm assuming he means Martini & Rossi vermouth, which is probably the most famous brand of it. And chugging a bottle of vermouth sounds about as good as drinking mouthwash.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#39 Bautista hands down. Johnson and Cena play themselves in the role of whichever character, Bautista plays the character.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#2 Dissociating. "Dis-associating" is when you stop being involved with someone.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd say it was a friend of mine but that's obviously a lie, I have no friends

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#12 Cannot begin to describe how extremely bad of an idea it is to microwave dried cum, and how it very much will not result in a liquid. That's about the worst smelling fire I can imagine.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They're implying that they just found out about the war and it blew their minds.

1 year ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

For some people it's less of a rut and more of the trench they're hiding in to avoid the crossfire of the toxic environment around them. I'll come out when all the shooting stops.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's a thirst dump, some people are thirsty for furries. Fursty, if you will.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 This is exactly why I find the word "gooning" such a turn-off, it sounds like a sweaty security guard. And it makes me think of Sloth from The Goonies.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a tall with a dog, I have an extra fleece throw on my bed to cover what's sticking out when he takes up all of the main blanket. Supplementary blankets are a revolutionary idea.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 I'm not getting on anything funded by a lowest-bidder conman that's going to go 200 MPH, I don't care how otherwise good the underlying idea is.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#34 Not gonna lie, now I kinda do too.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#45 People can mock this all they want. It's a great snack and white bread is basically cake anyways.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#39 "People who used to do this are depressed now-" EVERYONE is depressed now. Except the rich, and they're messed up in far more severe and dangerous ways.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#68 This happens when a free press is allowed to be overtaken by a free market. We still have the freedom to say and print what we like (for now) but they're free to spend as much money as they want to drown other people out.

1 year ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Who wants to explain to this dipshit that you can't defund something that isn't funded by your worthless ass?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#48 Schools are not set up to help you learn, they are set up to teach you what other people decided you should know. Those are very different things, and one prevents the other.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolutely LOVE seeing this out of context knowing what it is.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 Friendly reminder that NES cartridges used to cost $70-80 in the ACTUAL 80's, and we are dramatically underpaying for major video game titles these days.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Tired of negotiating morality with people incapable of empathy. Kill the rich, ALL of them.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

My favorite thing about this line is that it implies Beast is the beauty and Belle is the beast.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The complete lack of song recommendations in these comments is disturbing. How about

Caravan Palace - Miracle
Osaka Punch - How We Operate
Bear Ghost - Necromancin' Dancin'
AJJ - Body Terror Song
The Mountain Goats - The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones

Off the top of my head.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#32 Cannabis would have started with a C and also has the same number of syllables as cigarettes.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#76 Told my therapist recently "I just honestly believe everyone would be better off without me, but fortunately I have no intention of making the world a better place." It was so funny he didn't even laugh, just gave me a sympathetic look and said "That's dark." I'm hilarious.

2 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

There's a reason there's been two attempted assassinations on this piece of shit and the entire country is collectively going "Fucking DO IT RIGHT next time"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fun fact, the term "duck tape" refers to originally being made of ducking, a type of cotton canvas. It has nothing to do with ducts and should never have been called duct tape, that's just the common belief because "duck tape" sounds ridiculous unless you know why.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hilarious how everyone is talking about how "cute" otters are actually really violent, attack children, and rape seal cubs like that's not the cutest part.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 This picture makes me so mad every time I see it. That's not a croissant it's a flippin' bread knot.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1