898 pts ยท February 4, 2018
Is this the translation of Bucky Barnes' activation code?
#42 Well, knots hurt when you snatch them out, what did you expect?
I'm assuming he means Martini & Rossi vermouth, which is probably the most famous brand of it. And chugging a bottle of vermouth sounds about as good as drinking mouthwash.
#39 Bautista hands down. Johnson and Cena play themselves in the role of whichever character, Bautista plays the character.
#2 Dissociating. "Dis-associating" is when you stop being involved with someone.
I'd say it was a friend of mine but that's obviously a lie, I have no friends
#12 Cannot begin to describe how extremely bad of an idea it is to microwave dried cum, and how it very much will not result in a liquid. That's about the worst smelling fire I can imagine.
They're implying that they just found out about the war and it blew their minds.
For some people it's less of a rut and more of the trench they're hiding in to avoid the crossfire of the toxic environment around them. I'll come out when all the shooting stops.
It's a thirst dump, some people are thirsty for furries. Fursty, if you will.
#11 This is exactly why I find the word "gooning" such a turn-off, it sounds like a sweaty security guard. And it makes me think of Sloth from The Goonies.
As a tall with a dog, I have an extra fleece throw on my bed to cover what's sticking out when he takes up all of the main blanket. Supplementary blankets are a revolutionary idea.
#9 I'm not getting on anything funded by a lowest-bidder conman that's going to go 200 MPH, I don't care how otherwise good the underlying idea is.
#34 Not gonna lie, now I kinda do too.
#45 People can mock this all they want. It's a great snack and white bread is basically cake anyways.
#39 "People who used to do this are depressed now-" EVERYONE is depressed now. Except the rich, and they're messed up in far more severe and dangerous ways.
#68 This happens when a free press is allowed to be overtaken by a free market. We still have the freedom to say and print what we like (for now) but they're free to spend as much money as they want to drown other people out.
Who wants to explain to this dipshit that you can't defund something that isn't funded by your worthless ass?
#48 Schools are not set up to help you learn, they are set up to teach you what other people decided you should know. Those are very different things, and one prevents the other.
Absolutely LOVE seeing this out of context knowing what it is.
#9 Friendly reminder that NES cartridges used to cost $70-80 in the ACTUAL 80's, and we are dramatically underpaying for major video game titles these days.
Tired of negotiating morality with people incapable of empathy. Kill the rich, ALL of them.
My favorite thing about this line is that it implies Beast is the beauty and Belle is the beast.
The complete lack of song recommendations in these comments is disturbing. How aboutCaravan Palace - MiracleOsaka Punch - How We OperateBear Ghost - Necromancin' Dancin'AJJ - Body Terror SongThe Mountain Goats - The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their BonesOff the top of my head.
#32 Cannabis would have started with a C and also has the same number of syllables as cigarettes.
#76 Told my therapist recently "I just honestly believe everyone would be better off without me, but fortunately I have no intention of making the world a better place." It was so funny he didn't even laugh, just gave me a sympathetic look and said "That's dark." I'm hilarious.
There's a reason there's been two attempted assassinations on this piece of shit and the entire country is collectively going "Fucking DO IT RIGHT next time"
Fun fact, the term "duck tape" refers to originally being made of ducking, a type of cotton canvas. It has nothing to do with ducts and should never have been called duct tape, that's just the common belief because "duck tape" sounds ridiculous unless you know why.
Hilarious how everyone is talking about how "cute" otters are actually really violent, attack children, and rape seal cubs like that's not the cutest part.
#13 This picture makes me so mad every time I see it. That's not a croissant it's a flippin' bread knot.
Is this the translation of Bucky Barnes' activation code?
#42 Well, knots hurt when you snatch them out, what did you expect?
I'm assuming he means Martini & Rossi vermouth, which is probably the most famous brand of it. And chugging a bottle of vermouth sounds about as good as drinking mouthwash.
#39 Bautista hands down. Johnson and Cena play themselves in the role of whichever character, Bautista plays the character.
#2 Dissociating. "Dis-associating" is when you stop being involved with someone.
I'd say it was a friend of mine but that's obviously a lie, I have no friends
#12 Cannot begin to describe how extremely bad of an idea it is to microwave dried cum, and how it very much will not result in a liquid. That's about the worst smelling fire I can imagine.
They're implying that they just found out about the war and it blew their minds.
For some people it's less of a rut and more of the trench they're hiding in to avoid the crossfire of the toxic environment around them. I'll come out when all the shooting stops.
It's a thirst dump, some people are thirsty for furries. Fursty, if you will.
#11 This is exactly why I find the word "gooning" such a turn-off, it sounds like a sweaty security guard. And it makes me think of Sloth from The Goonies.
As a tall with a dog, I have an extra fleece throw on my bed to cover what's sticking out when he takes up all of the main blanket. Supplementary blankets are a revolutionary idea.
#9 I'm not getting on anything funded by a lowest-bidder conman that's going to go 200 MPH, I don't care how otherwise good the underlying idea is.
#34 Not gonna lie, now I kinda do too.
#45 People can mock this all they want. It's a great snack and white bread is basically cake anyways.
#39 "People who used to do this are depressed now-" EVERYONE is depressed now. Except the rich, and they're messed up in far more severe and dangerous ways.
#68 This happens when a free press is allowed to be overtaken by a free market. We still have the freedom to say and print what we like (for now) but they're free to spend as much money as they want to drown other people out.
Who wants to explain to this dipshit that you can't defund something that isn't funded by your worthless ass?
#48 Schools are not set up to help you learn, they are set up to teach you what other people decided you should know. Those are very different things, and one prevents the other.
Absolutely LOVE seeing this out of context knowing what it is.
#9 Friendly reminder that NES cartridges used to cost $70-80 in the ACTUAL 80's, and we are dramatically underpaying for major video game titles these days.
Tired of negotiating morality with people incapable of empathy. Kill the rich, ALL of them.
My favorite thing about this line is that it implies Beast is the beauty and Belle is the beast.
The complete lack of song recommendations in these comments is disturbing. How about
Caravan Palace - Miracle
Osaka Punch - How We Operate
Bear Ghost - Necromancin' Dancin'
AJJ - Body Terror Song
The Mountain Goats - The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones
Off the top of my head.
#32 Cannabis would have started with a C and also has the same number of syllables as cigarettes.
#76 Told my therapist recently "I just honestly believe everyone would be better off without me, but fortunately I have no intention of making the world a better place." It was so funny he didn't even laugh, just gave me a sympathetic look and said "That's dark." I'm hilarious.
There's a reason there's been two attempted assassinations on this piece of shit and the entire country is collectively going "Fucking DO IT RIGHT next time"
Fun fact, the term "duck tape" refers to originally being made of ducking, a type of cotton canvas. It has nothing to do with ducts and should never have been called duct tape, that's just the common belief because "duck tape" sounds ridiculous unless you know why.
Hilarious how everyone is talking about how "cute" otters are actually really violent, attack children, and rape seal cubs like that's not the cutest part.
#13 This picture makes me so mad every time I see it. That's not a croissant it's a flippin' bread knot.