When you go on Imgur to see how many upvotes you got on your amazing post and it's negative
Mmmm diet pizza... fuck ya...
Test
When I go to the strip club for the first time and the midget starts pole dancing
When I finally find that porn video I really liked on twitter
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You want ice cream?!
Me after I jump down the storm drain to get some candy
When you let your kid go to value village and pick what to wear for his birthday
R2D2 taking a pump of Katy Perry between scenes
Summer bod ready
You know nothing Jon Snow
When they give everyone the GoT trailer for season 7
Bringing my lunch to work like
Next time you get someone a wedding gift, get them some nice throw pillows
I see all of these quitters posting their one year coins. Don't be like them. Never give up.
But you really said it?
Mmm mmm mmm I'm lovin it
My best pick up line
This weekend is looking good
Bruh
Phoenix
Take a deep breathe and
BLM
Every time someone tells me a story after I smoke the devils lettuce
:)
When my girlfriend changes in front of me but won't have sex
13 more days, I'm excited
Clickbait be like
MRW someone tells me the guy across the room doesn't even lift
Eat well my friends