I remember my first time pumping gas... and no, I'm not in Oregon.
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I have nothing witty to say. I was just impressed with my phone's camera, considering all I did was auto focus. Tennessee is pretty kickass. Carry on.
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MRW I forget the password to my email to reset my passwords for social media. Sucks to suck.
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Just when you thought your coworker was a goodie two shoes and you borrow their lighter.....
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This is why I can't get drunk with my father anymore.
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Never leave your chili unattended.
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Texts from unknown numbers results in hairy man boob.
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I'm cranky when I'm tired, but I was laughing when I saw a response this morning.
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When I asked for extra sauce, I didn't expect to dig for the contents of my bag.
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Who else has a Wreck This Journal and too much time on their hands?
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I attract the winners.
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Too damn sleepy to come up with anything witty. So here's a fucking squirrel licking a window.
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We can't all be beautiful in the morning.
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FreddyFredFred ftw
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One job..
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Seat's taken.
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Why didn't I buy this onesie?
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I wonder if this is where Cousin It, Margaret and What live.
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I thought Chester was adorable until I discovered what he does while I sleep.
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Professional drunk: Standing in place, completely passed out, for 15 minutes without falling over.
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Fort Wayne, Indiana keeping it classy!
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My friends daughter locked herself out of her play phone.... luckily she only has a couple minutes to wait.
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Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.
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Every damn time I watch Pool Hall Junkies....
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I am kitteh. Hear me roar!
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The City of Churches.
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I can't wait for my sweater to come in the mail so I can take sweet pics with my dogwai, Gizmo.
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Would any of you like to educate me on the history of this coin?
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Every beard lover needs to know about this.
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Should have named my dog Marty Feldman.
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$22 for gameboy color, original, and 20 games. If you'll excuse me I must go catch them all.
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Moving cross country tomorrow; haven't finished packing boxes or started packing bags for plane.
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I need friends to try this with.
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"Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!" Love you forever, Chester. Fuck your lymphoma. You will always be my fur baby.
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One of my pet peeves: when people mistake Mogwai's for gremlin's.
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Jett Jackson took his own life. Sorry if repost; I just found out. RIP Lee Thompson Young.
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How I feel when someone beats me to the obvious funny comment.
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A few pics I snapped during a visit to Oregon.
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Anyone else have the gross habit of REALLY craving soda after a night of heavy liquor consumption?
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The 10-year-old yellow Labrador (Maru) stolen during a vehicle theft in Studio City was found dead yesterday.
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Gentleman of imgur, I'm curious; what specifically makes her the "unsexiest woman alive"? Specifics, please.....
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I'm really craving this right now.
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Anyone in the Portland, OR area want to give a kitty a loving home?
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I really can't wait for this movie next year.
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Finally got around to hanging up Sir Kitteh and his majestic unicorn
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The deli man accidentally tried charging me over $50, & when I pointed it out, he gave me my meat for free. Awwww yissssssssss
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When I mean to click a thumbnail and I accidentally click the downvote button
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The biggest struggle of wearing makeup...... When you get an itch on your eyelid.
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Well done.
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Monday calls for a chance of rain and certain death.
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