Turtleproof

94329 pts · July 6, 2011


Remember Sammy Jankis

Hmm, another video server just crashed.

Points 7
Comments 13
Views 1203

2017 Contenders

Points -6
Comments 8
Views 243

Farewell to a real piece of shit.

Points 9
Comments 6
Views 1043

I mock some of you for being shut-ins with no life experience.

Points 47
Comments 22
Views 1942

For whom the bell tolls

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_ \ | AMERICA INTENSIFIES | / _

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Comments 8
Views 66

Given the amount of child porn and bestiality lately:

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Comments 14
Views 1735

When I bring home a kafka wrap but save some for later.

Points -6
Comments 7
Views 923

Weirdest fundraiser swag I have ever received.

Points 1
Comments 10
Views 127

Tu Fui, Ego Eris 2017

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Views 432

After all this time the orb has been found.

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Views 74

Shitposts like this, lost like tears in the rain.

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Comments 0
Views 431

Happy Veteran's Day, I Guess?

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 65

Belated though it may be ...

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Comments 4
Views 63

We're living in the future, technology has removed all barriers to happiness.

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Comments 2
Views 232

Made this for the next time I say or do something gobsmackingly stupid.

Points 41
Comments 19
Views 38535

When an audio track plays in the video editor but not the finished render.

Points -1
Comments 1
Views 320

Demolition Man predicted this.

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 375

Me IRL

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Comments 21
Views 69

Every time a Puffin or Bear gets posted.

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Comments 6
Views 6897

Grillin' And Chillin' Sunday: Bison b-u-r-g-e-r-s!

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Comments 5
Views 49

You are, What you do, When it counts.

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Comments 1
Views 237

Searching for a lost microSD card

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Comments 3
Views 206

Late Night Audio

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Comments 4
Views 49

Capitalism.

Points 11
Comments 24
Views 1082

JWI

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Comments 0
Views 1131

Turtleproof's Tutorial For A Romantic Rainy Evening

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Comments 0
Views 257

The Music That Blew My Mind Is Now Retro Uncle Stuff

Points 10
Comments 11
Views 997

What BIG SOLAR Doesn't Want You to Know!

Points 23
Comments 21
Views 1356

And now, the conclusion of lost micro SD card.

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Views 15101

Best decision I've made in days.

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Comments 4
Views 116

Watched Network (1976) again, made this.

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 5791

ANY DAY NOW.

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Comments 9
Views 97

MRW I wear my Batman costume to masturbate in front of my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am yesterday but find out R.W. passed away.

Points 31
Comments 8
Views 948

Penny left in the washing machine gets macabre.

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Comments 2
Views 84

Need someone to listen?  PM me any time.

Points 1
Comments 7
Views 402

How To Witness France With A Polish Tradition.

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Comments 4
Views 47

Two Tips For A More Peaceful Life

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Comments 3
Views 289

Traveling, need a pub in Toledo, OH?

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Comments 7
Views 740

"Pg 53 describes your love life, share!!!"

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Views 180

I took a screenshot before it's too late.

Points 23
Comments 11
Views 104

I painted my phone to look like TARS.

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Comments 6
Views 74

Reading the label on wasabi ginger chips.

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Comments 7
Views 1573

New print adverts at every retail business.

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Comments 6
Views 84

When my donger keeps flopping out of the flap in my boxers.

Points 6
Comments 9
Views 266

Searched for "Banana Dream," my wish was granted.

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Comments 4
Views 520

Spiral cut of Autumn.

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Comments 13
Views 119

Three Word Phrase on 1984

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Comments 1
Views 87
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