TwoDogsFucking

796673 pts · April 19, 2012


My username is the punchline to an old joke, but I realize that it's also a Discworld reference.

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Very good! Have some cake.

15 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I like the Mertater Projection

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3 days ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

The Civil War

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He was a one-shot wonder.

1 week ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

What if someone attacks you with a pointed stick?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So, it's got a cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension, and cop shocks? Why not turn it into the Bluesmobile? Or trade it for a microphone.

1 week ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Sedimentary, my dear Watson.

1 week ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

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1 week ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

...with offices in Purgatory, Hell, and Los Angeles.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They probably like piña coladas.

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2 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Oh yes, a quickie and a hot meal!

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Interesting, but I'm not changing my username.

3 weeks ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 2

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3 weeks ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

He has realized the truth: There is no apple. He understands that it is not the apple that makes him content, it is himself.

3 weeks ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 0

"Thanks, but I'm waiting for Mr. THC."

3 weeks ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Et tu, Pizza?

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G is for "Gif dese peepulz da ayer, Cohag'n!"

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

From the movie Sorcerer (1977).

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Michael Bay didn't want Kate Beckinsale in Pearl Harbor because she "wasn't blonde" and "her boobs weren't bigger than her head".

1 month ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

...it was a little bit frightening.

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That's a Hegseth hickey.

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The Board of Peace is gonna hear about this!

1 month ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Excavators that end too soon.

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