TwoLemony

34672 pts ยท April 10, 2016


What do I even put in this bio? I love drinking mini martinis while watching the sunset? Cause that's a for sure lie my dudes. Give me a cold one with the boys (but let's be upitty about it and make it an IPA) while yelling at the soccer game on TV and one of you stops watching to pet my subwoofer doggo, Nimbus.

Thank you for these. I come to imgur specifically looking for this now

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stop breeding munchkins please

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same! @OP good on ya

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don't breed munchkins please

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ooo you gotta recipe?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie, didn't notice the glasses

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want that shirt though

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not trying to scare the person but it is painful, especially if you have endometriosis or another uterus condition. Sometimes you don't have a condition and it's still painful because the person doing it doesn't give a shit about you. It sucks a lot. But it's so important to do. Weird, sometimes painful, sometimes scary. But it's over quick.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[hiss]

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That table is put on display in that restaurant I believe

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

8.8k views with 12 updoots.. Well I for one loved this. Thanks op!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My sound is off. Is he agitating the kangaroo on purpose?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Oh another big word to use on my work colleagues, who are already exhausted from hearing my superfluous speech

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I never drank enough water growing up so when my friend and I would walk to the local Chinese in the summer, I'd feel sick and hot, then light headed, my hearing would go, and then vision. I'd rest my head on the table as I passed out for a few seconds. Then I'd come back to and we'd eat our Chinese food. This happened maybe 5-10 times every summer

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My phone autocorrected center because I'm in the UK...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This hand is wrong. Lansing is in the Centre, GR directly to the left or a little down. And where's Cadillac?? That's the North and it's not even shown? Disappointed

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I signed in just to reply to you. Use wide tooth combs (especially in the shower with conditioner!), or brush hair dry and braid. Keep in braid overnight or for a few hours. That should help cool the frizz and help keep her hair manageable :)

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That video was entertaining, and the chairman getting confused at the parliamentary rules is fucking funny

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Newfies and great Danes didn't make the cut?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So it gets rid of body odor on clothing?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 arugula in the UK is rocket and it took me a year to see the connection. They eat it with so many things unlike in the US and it's wonderful

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck you makin me cry at 10am

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use old plastic lids as spoon holders for the stove

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I was told the opposite by the docs and they say the surgery might not work because it will just come back and a hysterectomy will get rid of endo essentially

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I have endo where I get hospitalised semi frequently b/c of bacterial infections it causes. I have been warned not to have a hysterectomy b/c of the early onset menopause and how bad that is though. What is your experience?

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

She is her

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got asked by an Irishman the other day if I didn't think this was all news propaganda. It's so fucking annoying to keep saying "no, it's literally what he's saying"

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My kitten I rescued was already spayed at 2 months old. She's grown up to be a giant, loving, beautiful missy of a cat without any health issues (she's 4 this year). Not saying you're incorrect, just giving a different perspective

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2