When you sit on the toilet too long
1853
73
88250
Me only English good
6
10
197
What did he know???
-4
1
981
I'm done with Facebook.
-3
6
428
Me, trying to find ONE pair of jeans that fit after all that holiday binge-eating I just got done with.
12
3
734
MFW I try to remember what my new password is...
47
18
2309
MRW I find out my boss doesn't wash his hands after using the restroom.
8
4
464
MFW I found this little gem in the comments section of an article about Comey getting fired.
90
22
4025
"No, the battery cable doesn't need replaced - trust me, I know my car. "
13
7
891
My wife said I should be more sentimental, so I made her a thing.
40
2
1655
Ever since I found out this bugs one of the girls in accounting, I have been leaving the microwave like this.
14
9
582
MRW I prove my boss wrong.
5
1
171
MRW I watched Shia Labeouf's "HWNDU" flag get replaced with a "MAGA" hat on last night's live stream.
9
5
603
I feel like scientists coordinated their efforts to make this happen...
-4
0
526
The struggle is real...
10
2
1284
Pretty much.
7
9
550
"My car wouldn't start, so I put more oil in it. "
898
268
71344
Saw this on facebook, thought it was relatable.
15
12
926
MRW my wife hands my phone back to me before she finds my "horrible memes" folder.
0
1
366
MRW someone tells that HR would frown upon my "Hillary Clinton for Prison" t-shirt in the workplace.
5
2
430
MFW I accidentally reboot my computer instead of the one I was working on.
-3
3
456
Too soon?
13
9
1104
My brush with a murderer
2234
283
106815
MFW I finish cleaning a virus off of the marketing guy's laptop
-2
5
2
MRW my wife asks if I'd rather have sex or go to Wal-Mart
-4
5
1525
Rare footage of Julian Assange in action
9
2
616
When someone suggests that a member of upper management is behind some recent hilarious office shenanigans.
60
2
2755
MRW my child support refund is more than I expected
48
7
627
Weird looking pendant symbols
10
14
1162
MRW my boss chastises me for doing something exactly the way he told me to.
33
18
580
MRW my wife asks me if I've been sneaking gun parts into the house when she's not looking...
2
12
321
MRW I'm browsing the bulk ammo sites and start finding some really good deals.
18
7
241
MRW I'm going on a taco run and have to remember what everyone ordered...
5
2
466
My wife's reaction when she sees the bulge in my pants...
1777
46
53036
Darth Vader apparently runs the UPS shipping department.
79
7
2773
Captain Obvious lives in my neighborhood...
3
0
100
MRW I'm not sure if a girl is flirting with me or not
7
5
492
MFW my manager says that we should switch to open-source applications because, "Hackers don't write viruses for open-source applications because they respect open-source."
26
8
868
MRW I keep seeing that stupid "Fallout Wallpaper" post...
-5
1
166
When you're waiting for an animated gif to start playing
82
15
3290
[FACEPALMING INTENSIFIES]
27
30
7
Yeah, but you do spelling very poorly.
10
2
3
MFW I pull my laptop out of my bag, only to realize that it never went into hibernate mode and has been slowly cooking itself for the last 3 hours
135
12
5683
R.I.P. - we'll all miss you.
9
1
60
"What's this? A moving jpeg?"
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73
51666
MFW a stranger sends me a LinkedIn friend request
3
6
1061
When you hear rumors about the voting machines switching votes.
17
15
685
"Click to enlarge" fail.
-3
1
271
Story time
49
3
3585
MRW my coworker falls asleep at his desk on a daily basis, but I get written up because I was 10 minutes late.
5
12
398
Well, this explains a lot...
20
10
242
Spotted at a Trump rally...
18
4
633
F*ck cancer - especially dog cancer
32
8
64
Captain Obvious lives in my neighborhood.
2
0
484
When you go to your friend's house, but find out that he hasn't paid his electric bill
16
3
861
My wife's reaction when I walk into the bathroom wearing nothing but the tool belt she got me for Christmas.
86
12
3441