USSBigBooty

132356 pts · March 21, 2022


600 foot long, 29,000 ton ship of the line with a juicy booty.

Oh hey here's my 57lb CD collection.

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I mean if you have to do it 2000 times a day it may be.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honey, you just posted squirting meat as you cut it.

Yes damn it, I'm unreasonably hungry now.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those peaks stiffer than a priest at a little league game god damn son.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Packaging.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They really are beautiful creatures.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know this video is a joke but it is _very frustrating_ lol

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you serious? Someone took the time to make me a meal? I don't give a shit if it's fucking half frozen pizza. I'll eat it.

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Played Blitz! Action Football on one in 4th grade during rain days but only as a treat when we were really well behaved. When someone acted up the teacher would throw a little rubber football at them. The year was 1997. Mr. H wore cologne I swear I'd still recognize, and always made pasta in his microwave he kept in the closet which meant the afternoon smelled of marinara and garlic. Great social studies teacher. He's long since passed, but he was an absolute legend, stern and fair.

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Part of life is tolerating how others, even if it annoys you.

Tolerance is an understanding, often seen as a social contract, that allows a deeply diverse society to function in a state of non-violence. It allows us to see and interact with one another calmly and rationally, sometimes by bearing a discomfort, for the betterment of society.

Someone may not have taken the time to explain that to you, which is why I am taking the time to explain it.

Otherwise you come across as a jerk.

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Pinterest @deafkitten ? Waaaaat

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 this is weird and not in a good way but you do you I guess.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

I will say, a handsomely lime-washed house can be juuuust right.

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Absolutely the wrong takeaway, but I love Babylon 5 lmao

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dumb as shit tbh.

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Fucking clowns

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I won't yuck your yum homie, but def not impressed with their music tbh.

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Yeah sorry to say but listen a little closer. Whole mess of dog whistles for racism. I heard his music and at first I was like, hey, good sound, but then looked up a few things from lyrics and boy howdy, yikes.

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It's a dumbass thing. Assholes bought up cheap land, built these huge places, brought in huge chains, undercut local competition and destroyed the country.

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So economic death is coming for them too.

Sad.

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Everyone's gotta shit Brandy.

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Oh boy what did Oliver Anthony, that a sham piece of shit, say or do now?

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Congratulations, you are now on a list lol

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