Ulmo

22210 pts · February 1, 2012


UPVOTE ALL THE COMMENTS!!!!!!!!

There was more to this post, but America found oil in it and now it’s theirs.

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For 1000 summers, I will wait for you ...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So because I’m lazy and have shit hand writing you’re saying I’m a productive genius? Excellent, I’m finally getting somewhere in life.

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It’s because you didn’t have a gameboy.

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Harry Potter and the morning is going well

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151 times a year.

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Looks like this sort of meme is having a renaissance.

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If you can dodge a cone you can dodge a ball.

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Only one of them can breath?

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Can people please stop over feeding animals?

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What temperature is it under the basking lamps?

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What ambient temperature do you keep the room at?

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If you want a lawful evil from Star Wars, look for someone like Tarkin. 2

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How on earth is Boba Fett lawful evil? He is a bounty hunter that often operates outside of the law and does what is necessary to get paid 1

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Tried the bubble thing, I’ve had to move house because my old one is full of unpoppable bubbles.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Once you’ve smeared the lube on the anus, make your hand into a cone shape and gently insert.

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I’d Christmas Tree your cakes.

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Slain by Túrin with Gurthang by the river Teiglin.

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“Not dangerous” then you probably shouldn’t keep these animals as pets. 2/2

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Although I would always advocate well trained and looked after pet animals, I feel that if you have to remove teeth to make them 1/2

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I thought that guy was born with glass bones and paper skin?

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Ooooooo la de dar, who at Mr Supreme pizzas over here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, we’re going to see some serious shit!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have used Silima.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good work, Jessy255! Or should I say Fëanor! I’m watching you, you Noldor bastard! You’ve caused enough trouble!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good work, Jessy255! Or should I say Fëanor! I’m watching you, you Noldor bastard! You’ve caused enough trouble!

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Friend remember and identity you. 2/2

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In all fairness, being called tall is nicer than being called grumpy, and it’s a distinguishing feature that will help a potential new 1/2

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