UnconditionalSalmon

140745 pts · April 4, 2019


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Pops saw a green orb while leading a guided tour at the park he works at.

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It just struck me the other day, the man's already had 3 assassination attempts against him and now he's flaunting being back in Kyiv during missile strikes.

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Learned two interesting things tonight

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i cannot walk my dog with it on

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That's pretty metal

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Give that man his Oscar

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Would have made Tenet very awkward

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watching any film adaptation of Dune

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Witchcraft

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It's that time of the year again

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"Actually, Fiskers don't make any noise when they start"

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Happy Dec. 7th!

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If there is a god, can 2021 just be, like really chill? Just trips to the beach and news about cats

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Pistons pump perfect, where you at? The base bump is Merlin, where you at? 

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A New Wednesday my dudes

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Sound Investment Strategy

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Maybe not the exact right meme, but I just realized why I'll never get youtube premium

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So how long have you been in Quarantine? 

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Rudy Giuliani getting ready for Wednesday's speech

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Really hoping this catches on

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Toto has confirmed

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yer killin me smalls

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Have you accepted the PS5 as your lord and savior?

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Hyper-realistic charcoal drawing

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It's Wednesday my dudes! 

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"I don't have that much emotional baggage." My baggage:

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Legolas and Gimli/ Ghost of Tsushima-style

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Get. Help. 

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not being political, i just think he'd be fun to hang out with.

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I didn't know "terror taxidermy" was an option, but this is where I will be taking all of my future animal-stuffing projects.

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Happy 40th Birthday to Elijah Wood, who hasn't aged a day!

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It's Always Suez in Philidelphia

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There just aren't enough 30 Rock gifs here

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Thanks I hate Pelicans now

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Here's some sappy Tumblr trash for your downvotes. 

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It was my cake day earlier this week. So here's the gif that lives rent-free in my brain cavity

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When it's LNI but usersub is full of boobs. 

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Just saw this and spit all the coffee out of my nose

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Remember way back when the weirdest thing going on was this guy delivering old TVs to people? Good times.

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Anyone been listening to "Fake Doctors, Real Friends"? 

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To the people that need to hear this

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Muchos Gracias

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..... Red Leader, could you repeat that?

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Who Would do such a thing

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I call it, Concerned Jude

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When you're waiting for your crush to text back.

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Grilled Cheese waffles stuffed with bacon

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I was not ready for that amount of truth

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And Award for best pun in a scientific innovation goes to: Sea-Thru. An algorithm that color corrects under water photos for scientists 

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You know, like before they started drafting the bill. Or maybe like last March.

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Spider Girl Cosplay

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