UnemployedReceptionist

36535 pts ยท February 20, 2013


Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one she paid it for the lime She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up She put the lime in the coconut, she call the doctor, woke 'I'm up And said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?" I said "doctor, to relieve this belly ache" I said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?" I said "doctor, to relieve this belly ache" Now lemme get this straight You put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em bot' up Put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em bot' up Put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em bot'up Put the lime in the coconut, you call your doctor, woke 'I'm up Said "doctor, ain't there nothing' I can take?" I said, "doctor, to relieve this belly ache" I said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?' I said, "doctor, to relieve this belly ache" You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' together Put the lime in the coconut and you'll feel better Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em bot' up Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning" Woo-oo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Woo-oo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Woo-oo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one she paid it for a lime She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke 'I'm up And said, "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?' I said, "doctor, to relieve this belly ache" I said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?" I said, "doctor, now lemme get this straight You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot'up Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up Put the lime in the coconut, you're such a silly woman Put a lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' together Put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down Put the lime in your coconut, and call me in the morning Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take? I say, woo, to relieve your belly ache You say, well woo, ain't there nothin' I can take? I say woo, woo, to relieve your belly ache You say ya, ain't there nothin' I can take? I say wow, to relieve this belly ache I said "doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?" I said, "doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?" I said, "doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?" I said, "doctor you're such a silly woman" Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together Put the lime in the coconut, and you'll feel better Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em bot' up Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning Yes, you call me in the morning, you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do and if you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do

Hurry, hurry, hurry, food delivery's being late

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eyebrow ridges?

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

And so he was gone. Not with a scream. Not with a bang. Not with a wail that rang across the land. Bur with a fart in outer space.

5 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 2

This?

5 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

Why did I immediately start singing the "Wololo" like the Trololo guy?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When will America start with online votes? You'd have four years to create an app, accessible with SSN, randomly generated code,and password

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Oh, that was glorious!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Had to look up Yaya's cosplay: Banshee Queen Enira, from Lineage 2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of chewing a whole pack of gum as a 5 year old.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Why the hell is it raining ROCKS!??!"

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like a footprint.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've now seen this on multible ocasions throughout the day, and the "thwump" has had me in honest guaffaw-mode each time.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dalwhinnie

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Raising my single malt with you. Cheers!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jim Jong Un looks like it should be a movie.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quality weirdness.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm seeing a salmon... or is it a pike... closer look, it resembles a pike more than a salmon.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you don't have time to make a proper cursed doll.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the link. That was beautiful

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The voice sounds like Tim Minchin... as does the cutout man in the animation... thing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe hire the "tiny cow-boy hats on pigeons in Vegas" person to do the job?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a point where he looks like how I imagined Marquis de Carabas to look first time I read Neverwhere.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Maybe Babish could make one for you?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Never had good pho. The ones I've had so far all tasted mediocre or bland. Come to think of it, one place even removed the taste of noodles.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So will you put a tiny John McLane in the vent with a lighter inside the popup box?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His boss is a... butthoooole

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The way Angelina holds her younger self makes me think she's trying to protect herself from the time inbetween.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0