Untothesun

6714 pts ยท June 25, 2016


Some assembly required

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1990 was a weird year for Kurt Russell

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But my knife has hollandaise on it

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...same

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It can be two things. Doesn't seem like he's being obnoxious about it.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure most root beer brands have been around since 1919. Gee wonder what happened then.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or more likely it's not streaming yet and who actually goes to the theater anymore. I heard it's pretty good from the few I know that went.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm from Minnesota, I lived in Florida with my now wife's parents for a couple years. Day 3 I was laying in bed after adult time and a Palmetto bug fell on my bare chest. We live back in Minnesota now. Apart from the other type of insects that are currently invading up here, I'll take the winters that hurt my face.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't inhale a cigar, at least any sane person doesn't. You just pull the smoke into the palate for flavor and sometimes through the sinuses.

2 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Me? The chosen one? They chose me? O didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't really care for when people

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

6: pedophilia

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Love taking people who say that women's sports are tame to Gopher games and watch Abbey Murphy wreck the pla e.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have big signs, better walk right in front of them.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some top level 'tism

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Your vote, make it MATA

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But the base looked like shit!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't care what they claimed, it did not taste the same.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go sportball

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But still mostly is

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No money goes in the bigot bucket

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Aw but it's pet shaped

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't care for religion but the Methodists seem pretty good from my experiences.

3 months ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 4

Gotta be Tony Stark to afford it

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's a carrchini

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clanker please

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