19157 pts ยท August 7, 2017
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Is that like putting one foot out of the covers and one foot in?
What a rip off. My favorite part was her matching earrings and shoes that told you where they were going that day.
Man...it's possible that I might be a french frier in the future if it means I get to replace all meals with french fries.
Why can't I find this definition anywhere except one website where it was submitted anonymously a few weeks ago?
No, they're dead serious. "Rocket Red Glare Veins" is a medical condition and the model they used for these shoots is hot with it.
#38 short rant: classic Dracula was very sexual in nature and The Vampyre before him seduced his victims. Nosferatu was the odd one out.
That is sad. I am sorry for your friends. Let them know that they are better than any girls that would think something like that.
#20 I have never heard women be so picky about height until I internetted. Is this really a thing irl? Do I just hang with better people?
Considering the programming dilemmas they've had to figure out for misogynistic demands on their voice activated machines, it'll be bad.
#4 any time someone honks around me, I first check all my lights, blinkers, and alerts to see if my car is okay.
The chocolate study was revealed to be bogus research created to show that any statement can be "proven" by cherry picking data.
Why would they point the gun at the car? If that was the case, just holster the gun.
I thought the rule was that a cop had to be present on site to give a ticket. That's why those traffic camera tickets are bogus.
Marsupials are just the weirdest things.
#10 my school had two teams that created healthy competition, but also made friends turn on each other during pep rallies and sports day.
There has been a lot of submarine collisions because they don't have their radar on because it interferes with fish and whales.
#2 "traditionally"?? Well in my family's tradition, our poop is pink. But we aren't very orthodox.
My sister and I are fighting over who will inherit my mom's wool cape from the 1960 Ecuador. It's beautifully embroidered with flowers.
Well... One of my ancestors picked the wrong bird to say hello with, then. The cardinal that visits us is not right in the head.
Nice. I have one in my yard that spends all day every day pecking at its reflection in the car window. He is a sad case.
IQ is, in fact, very fluid and can change over the course of your life depending on a lot of variables.
Wait. She is 12? His excuse is that he was dropping his 12 year old daughter off in Mexico before returning without her?
When I was a kid, I figured I'd grow out of him at some point, but I was way wrong. This man is a treasure!
All fun and games until that horse poops
Better than mine. When I got mine back, her cage door was on backward and she had crapped her cage. Have no idea what happened in there.
...way of falling debris. Look up. And step aside. Don't run away."
In a documentary a scientist explains working at the mouth of an active volcano: "if it spits, don't run away, look up and step out of the..
I asked her that. She said "I thought they were just owls." Then she says "I guess they do have feathers, though. And lay eggs..."
Oh, my cat does not like that. Whatever that cat is saying, my cat is offended.
They'd still all end up dead, but the story of who shot who might be different.
Is that like putting one foot out of the covers and one foot in?
What a rip off. My favorite part was her matching earrings and shoes that told you where they were going that day.
Man...it's possible that I might be a french frier in the future if it means I get to replace all meals with french fries.
Why can't I find this definition anywhere except one website where it was submitted anonymously a few weeks ago?
No, they're dead serious. "Rocket Red Glare Veins" is a medical condition and the model they used for these shoots is hot with it.
#38 short rant: classic Dracula was very sexual in nature and The Vampyre before him seduced his victims. Nosferatu was the odd one out.
That is sad. I am sorry for your friends. Let them know that they are better than any girls that would think something like that.
#20 I have never heard women be so picky about height until I internetted. Is this really a thing irl? Do I just hang with better people?
Considering the programming dilemmas they've had to figure out for misogynistic demands on their voice activated machines, it'll be bad.
#4 any time someone honks around me, I first check all my lights, blinkers, and alerts to see if my car is okay.
The chocolate study was revealed to be bogus research created to show that any statement can be "proven" by cherry picking data.
Why would they point the gun at the car? If that was the case, just holster the gun.
I thought the rule was that a cop had to be present on site to give a ticket. That's why those traffic camera tickets are bogus.
Marsupials are just the weirdest things.
#10 my school had two teams that created healthy competition, but also made friends turn on each other during pep rallies and sports day.
There has been a lot of submarine collisions because they don't have their radar on because it interferes with fish and whales.
#2 "traditionally"?? Well in my family's tradition, our poop is pink. But we aren't very orthodox.
My sister and I are fighting over who will inherit my mom's wool cape from the 1960 Ecuador. It's beautifully embroidered with flowers.
Well... One of my ancestors picked the wrong bird to say hello with, then. The cardinal that visits us is not right in the head.
Nice. I have one in my yard that spends all day every day pecking at its reflection in the car window. He is a sad case.
IQ is, in fact, very fluid and can change over the course of your life depending on a lot of variables.
Wait. She is 12? His excuse is that he was dropping his 12 year old daughter off in Mexico before returning without her?
When I was a kid, I figured I'd grow out of him at some point, but I was way wrong. This man is a treasure!
All fun and games until that horse poops
Better than mine. When I got mine back, her cage door was on backward and she had crapped her cage. Have no idea what happened in there.
...way of falling debris. Look up. And step aside. Don't run away."
In a documentary a scientist explains working at the mouth of an active volcano: "if it spits, don't run away, look up and step out of the..
I asked her that. She said "I thought they were just owls." Then she says "I guess they do have feathers, though. And lay eggs..."
Oh, my cat does not like that. Whatever that cat is saying, my cat is offended.
They'd still all end up dead, but the story of who shot who might be different.