VagrantDust

19157 pts ยท August 7, 2017


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Is that like putting one foot out of the covers and one foot in?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What a rip off. My favorite part was her matching earrings and shoes that told you where they were going that day.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man...it's possible that I might be a french frier in the future if it means I get to replace all meals with french fries.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why can't I find this definition anywhere except one website where it was submitted anonymously a few weeks ago?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, they're dead serious. "Rocket Red Glare Veins" is a medical condition and the model they used for these shoots is hot with it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#38 short rant: classic Dracula was very sexual in nature and The Vampyre before him seduced his victims. Nosferatu was the odd one out.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is sad. I am sorry for your friends. Let them know that they are better than any girls that would think something like that.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 I have never heard women be so picky about height until I internetted. Is this really a thing irl? Do I just hang with better people?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Considering the programming dilemmas they've had to figure out for misogynistic demands on their voice activated machines, it'll be bad.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#4 any time someone honks around me, I first check all my lights, blinkers, and alerts to see if my car is okay.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The chocolate study was revealed to be bogus research created to show that any statement can be "proven" by cherry picking data.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would they point the gun at the car? If that was the case, just holster the gun.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought the rule was that a cop had to be present on site to give a ticket. That's why those traffic camera tickets are bogus.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Marsupials are just the weirdest things.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 my school had two teams that created healthy competition, but also made friends turn on each other during pep rallies and sports day.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There has been a lot of submarine collisions because they don't have their radar on because it interferes with fish and whales.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#2 "traditionally"?? Well in my family's tradition, our poop is pink. But we aren't very orthodox.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sister and I are fighting over who will inherit my mom's wool cape from the 1960 Ecuador. It's beautifully embroidered with flowers.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well... One of my ancestors picked the wrong bird to say hello with, then. The cardinal that visits us is not right in the head.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice. I have one in my yard that spends all day every day pecking at its reflection in the car window. He is a sad case.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IQ is, in fact, very fluid and can change over the course of your life depending on a lot of variables.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait. She is 12? His excuse is that he was dropping his 12 year old daughter off in Mexico before returning without her?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was a kid, I figured I'd grow out of him at some point, but I was way wrong. This man is a treasure!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All fun and games until that horse poops

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Better than mine. When I got mine back, her cage door was on backward and she had crapped her cage. Have no idea what happened in there.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...way of falling debris. Look up. And step aside. Don't run away."

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In a documentary a scientist explains working at the mouth of an active volcano: "if it spits, don't run away, look up and step out of the..

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I asked her that. She said "I thought they were just owls." Then she says "I guess they do have feathers, though. And lay eggs..."

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Oh, my cat does not like that. Whatever that cat is saying, my cat is offended.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They'd still all end up dead, but the story of who shot who might be different.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0