Vandercookie

700 pts ยท June 26, 2014


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Gashlycrumb Tinies, but yes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That girl looks a lot more Israeli than the one in the post.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This is amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I LOVED her outfit then got all icked out when I realized it was her. :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Yes, which is why the Clinton team chose it as her slogan. Oy vey.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I have gay friends for instance who have been together 7 years and decided to marry now. Maybe would have been another year otherwise.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There are lots of people who know they will eventually want to be married but maybe weren't rushing to the altar until now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Gay marriage is inherently political. It shouldn't have to be, but it is.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Love trumps hate" was a Clinton campaign slogan.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

It won't. Vote. :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wow, you're a fucking idiot.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

That velociraptor is hot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Can't tell if you're commenting on the wrong post or just rolling with the surrealism. Either way, an upvote for you!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Agreed. Hopefully that's the more recent work.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thanks for explaining that!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

True enough, but still far safer than accidentally falling asleep with a child in a chair or sofa from sheer exhaustion.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There are guidelines for safer bedsharing. No blankets above the waist, one pillow per adult, firm mattress, baby next to mom, no drinking.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Yeah, that's what I thought too. Turns out there were a whole bunch of stretch marks that only became visible after I had my baby.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They aren't mosquitoes, they are midges, and they don't bite. The palm-sized ones you see are probably crane flies, which also don't bite.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

THANK YOU. These little bastards are why I don't ride the ferris wheel at night at Cedar Point.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you! They are clearly midges. Source: I live in Cleveland.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm 99% sure they are midges. They swarm from the Great Lakes in the northern US. Live, screw, and die in a day.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's a lake. Those are midges, not mosquitoes. They breed in the great lakes and then swarm on the first warm days of spring/summer.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They also aren't mosquitoes, those are midges, as any true great lakes dweller will know. And midges don't bite, they just swarm and die.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As an artist, I sincerely hope my hands and eyes are still as strong as your dad's at 85!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Artist Anish Kapoor (the guy who did the bean sculpture in Chicago) bought exclusive rights to use it for his artwork.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Whoa whoa whoa wait, you live in Cleveland, don't you? Probably on the East side?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I have also read that because unsalted butter doesn't last as long on the shelf, it is presumably fresher when you buy it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not all colleges are the same, and sometimes you benefit from proximity to an industry in terms of internship opportunities, etc.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I have a BFA and a Master's in art ed. Making 42k in my 1st year as a public school teacher and I love what I do. Never waited tables.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1