Victim42

9416 pts ยท May 11, 2014


This entire time I was wandering who he is. This is the best explanation and I'm satisfied with it.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Perfect Martini doesn't contain vodka.

4 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 9

Yes. Because you don't deserve him.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Disagree. A TV shouldn't be a center of attention in the room. Plus it's probably a corner couch or they watch lying down.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 17

I still hold this position, for ten years now. I would absolutely fit. With a coffee pot and a pizza box, even.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they were to split up and move more purposely for a minute, they would manage to sweep two hands in a minute. One every half an hour.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Android, not Samsung used to name versions after sweets. And remember how macosx was named both after cats and wines ATST?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've awaken my wife laughing out loud at this! Now I wonder how I'll explain the joke to her.

5 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

This is gold!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you truly Portuguese? I bet you eat less than 1 kg portions and like women without mustaches.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fan theory suggests Ariel is the ruler of the Red Sea. Queen or not, by area that would beat one Polynesian Island.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No, we're just fine over here without him.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those rims are preposterous. So is the slamming.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Because nobody would believe his wife cheated on him.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

#8 And now we'll never know Kirsten Fletcher's surname.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The band Audrey Horne certainly thinks so.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I get it now! Thank you.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not since Chocolat

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do. For me the moment I gave up was when a fucking CRASH won over Brokeback Mountain. I would've been fine if Munich or Capote won.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's a long standing grudge. You are absolutely right though! I feel the same way about Crash.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And trouser sizing. And wheels. But that's it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

USA is a scam.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

2/2 for his vanity project just to fix his hair with cgi. Topping the highest paid actors since 1988. (With declining performance)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never thought I'd see the day when anyone would consider Bruce Willis not greedy. 115 million USD for a sixth sense. Triple the budget 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For the people who are still alive

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I agree with you. Why are politicians and potus allowed to be stupid and not a nurse? Even a bad one still does good. And for peanuts.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

Your claim is not related to reliability in any way.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

When they're assembled... What do they do? Talk about sunscreen and how great lays they all are?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is where they proliferate.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0