VilesDavis

1982 pts · February 26, 2017


Question from a guy with EDS (3.) Do your breasts pose a hazard to your musculoskeletal integrity?

Only half joking.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 Scale got me brain busted

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddamnit Cricket

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dewey fucking Crowe!

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Butt camera figured out why your house smells like old coats.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly! What a shame their movement has become exactly as toxic, racist, misogynist and violent as they always wanted it to be.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Meet me on the quarterdeck, I guess.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They’re in and outta yer mum’s, yeah?

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

WORD

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Single best car Detroit ever made.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

High Fives of NIMH

11 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Yes, I remember having a framed print of this.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait, The Oatmeal was right-wing?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everywhere in the former Empire

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey Frankie! Hello from Pennsylvania, I hope you’re having a great day!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Cor!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll take the weirdest folk in Saskatchewan against the average Utahn any day.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Toonces.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just like a smugass title with the kind of typo that tells me you think that’s how the word is pronounced.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did someone not properly measure a tape?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Southern cuisine is either the richest, most decadent flavor you’ve ever had…or this pasty nonsense. Ugh.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That’s looped back around to end-stage capitalism.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You’re a fucking idiot.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yer ma dinnae?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Normally, a Terry Pratchett reference would fill me with joy. But since we live in the times he was warning us about, everything sucks ass.

1 year ago | Likes 185 Dislikes 0

Last time I was on this walk there was a hen party coming the other way and the girl in the lead had a whole tit out of the shirt. I love this place.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was poking fun at your grammar, but if you think a pro-charter industry mag is a solid source of information on this issue, I’m guessing your educational deficits are far greater than abuse of punctuation.

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Slow down and do that again.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And how many days of combat sorties before they’re back to mid-90s Js?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perfectly happy to demonstrate advancements in firearms technology for curious bigots.

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