When I was a kid my parents made me do soccer one year
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5
469
MFW I was constipated for two days
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6
6976
MRW I got a Facebook friend request from a fake account
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16
26457
An easy mistake to make
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16
1854
Well, at least the Stormcloaks didn't try to behead me
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10
4781
MFW I remember something really weird I did as a kid or a young teenager that I'd forgotten about
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13
258
Every time I beat Halo CE, and hear Dust and Echoes
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5
693
I loved this stuff as a kid
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18
507
MFW I look in the mirror after shaving off my beard for the first time in nearly half a year
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0
2443
I think something is wrong with this potato
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6
761
MFW I think about my most meaningful childhood plush that's probably rotting in a landfill
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6
210
MRW I saw the first deer I'd seen in my backyard since Fall
3
5
367
MFW I miss my cat
1
14
151
MRW I read that conservative groups in Kentucky blocked a bill banning child marriage
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8447
I'd still eat it...
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9
841
MRW I mention to my roommate that my dad is visiting and he says that we should cook dinner for him
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32
2285
MRW my parents said they're finally getting their plumbing fixed after it's been broken for like 5 years
5
31
487
I think we did all die in 2012, and now we're in Hell
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3
274
That is a lot of walruses
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7
679
The best anime
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3
894
Guns don't wear pants, people do
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1429
Bok
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10
1480
MFW I was meeting someone at a coffee place, and I just got water, and they asked if I was sure I didn't want coffee
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8
365
MFW I woke up from a dream about furry traps
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8490
MRW I listen to the music I liked as a kid in the 90s
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2737
MFW I wake up from a really cool dream and don't return to it when I fall back asleep
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13
2959
MRW I hang out with my plushies
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10
3300
MRW someone tries to hug me
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4
544
MFW I see how people react to me using the term "meat plushies" for people
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7
292
MRW I try to explain my logic for the way I do things, but I just sound like a crazy person
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3403
MRW I watch a documentary about sharks and find myself becoming aroused
-8
13
2448
Get in loser, we're going shopping
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2
592
That's pretty metal
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6
1218
Got a 4 foot long dolphin plush, for modding purposes
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203
Probably fake, but these are rumored to be new Pokemon starters
5
4
497
MFW I make significant progress in getting over one emotional issue, only to be faced by one that affects me even worse
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19
288
What the fuck
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8
2818
MFW I get on my Xbox and instantly get spammed with invites
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45
526
My life in a nutshell
1
4
310
MRW Polyphia, Chon, and Tricot are touring together this Summer
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13
10526
This is all the stuff I have to take off my bed when I wash my sheets
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1
175
MFW I post a meme about white people not being able to handle spicy food, and white people take it way too seriously and get offended
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13
1037
MFW my mom told me she'd kill me if I ever committed suicide
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5
1886
MRW I grow out my beard longer than I've ever had it before, but it just makes me look homeless and Amish
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5
231
MFW I got suspended for a day for a Star Wars meme I posted
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3
3997
MFW I woke up from the most disturbing dream I've ever had
2
21
386
When I was a teenager I used to build Yu-Gi-Oh decks and duel them against each other
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4
667
Happens to me all the time
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1
473
me irl
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3
959
Khajiit has no time for you...
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2
930
Doodle of mine
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2
191
MFW teenagers use lingo and make references I don't understand
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2
185
MRW my parents tell me I need to get a job, when I've been applying for jobs since before graduating university half a year ago
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MRW I was at the grocery store and got charged 30 dollars for two small cans of pasta
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6313
My favorite Disney princess
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5
2427
MFW a homeless guy got angry at me because I didn't give him any change
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13
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