Vortality

48949 pts ยท September 6, 2015


Just a normalish guy from New Jersey. I like melodic death metal, pizza, being a smart ass, and long walks on the beach. I hope to one day get my pizza to the front page and begin my quest for world domination muhahahaha*cough*ack*cough* oh shit is that blood... nope just pepperoni.

If only they had any sort of defense

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did she use the teleporter on spaceball 1?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bought from the USA just before the regime change when we were friendly with them

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KIRBY HAS BEEN FREED!

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And here I thought they wanted people wearing suits

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometime in early February. He will blame the radical left even though it will be another crazed right winger he paid to do it again

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Would you kindly?

3 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Goose kaboose

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Not enough missles. Drop some heat sinks

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

FREE KIRBY!!!! VIVA LA KIRBY!!!!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't be surprised if he still did

4 months ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 2

Your art is always amazing. Sorry you have to deal with assholes

4 months ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 3