Vortex153

108851 pts · September 9, 2011


I bet

Points 46
Comments 6
Views 1134

You had “One” job…

Points 46
Comments 13
Views 2496

Points 564
Comments 52
Views 25990

I think my DoorDash driver was picked up by ICE

Points 479
Comments 52
Views 20843

Woman and her friend brazenly stealing tips at my friend’s restaurant

Points 917
Comments 163
Views 47120

Like f*cking for virginity

Points 60
Comments 3
Views 877

Just took this picture and loved the lighting, and the fact I was able to get the picture before she got super upset, figured I’d post since it’s Caturday

Points 73
Comments 5
Views 2519

Poser

Points 24
Comments 3
Views 611

My cat gets a solid foot kick going when you give his ears a good scritch

Points 61
Comments 6
Views 1884

Tried to be a good friend, but I can’t take this anymore…

Points 9
Comments 9
Views 1100

It’s like “Mexican Ninja Warrior” completely the course into the US and get $1,000 and a flight home!

Points 3
Comments 24
Views 562

Just once in my life I’d like to be as comfortable as Gus looks here

Points 10
Comments 1
Views 339

Speed limit signs in Florida

Points 20
Comments 2
Views 1186

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Points 997
Comments 130
Views 84684

“But I didn’t practice anything!” “Just go out there and throw some sand around”

Points 17
Comments 1
Views 394

Doughnut

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 951

People actually start using tennis courts at a local park. Neighbors complained and got the tennis courts closed…

Points 970
Comments 302
Views 98599

This Imgur ad brought to you by the Iowa Department of Labor

Points -2
Comments 5
Views 282

They had Corgi races at Lions halftime

Points 613
Comments 46
Views 55201

Thought everyone could use some kitty paws to brighten your Monday morning.

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 585

OC on random day: taken out my window, this guy doesn’t work for the city, but has a good lightsaber move

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 425

How high? This high…

Points -6
Comments 10
Views 557

The helicopter tail helps him get down faster

Points 538
Comments 20
Views 43984

Caught this internet LEGEND on the America’s Got Talent ad

Points 480
Comments 44
Views 53512

Yes, I’d like to report a murder

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 428

“I would come out with the screen, unless they’re expecting the screen, then I wouldn’t…. Throw a screen”

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 1168

The immaculate inoculation! Dumb AI

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 731

Inspiring

Points 1
Comments 4
Views 724

It takes a different level of stupid to try and cut in front of a street car…

Points 536
Comments 130
Views 58818

High as fuck and hear a noise over my shoulder…

Points 52
Comments 7
Views 2501

Day 1: of Cheeseburgers he really wants inside of him

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 643

I think shrooms just fucking cured me!

Points 5
Comments 5
Views 720

My brothers pup passed away this week. This was when he visited and Gizmo wasn’t quite sure about him

Points 14
Comments 1
Views 1292

Folks are learning not to line up on Seider.

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 527

People are renting out Ukrainian Airbnbs to help the people of Ukraine. I say we start a list of OFs of Ukrainians we can help.

Points 18
Comments 5
Views 1313

About 2 seconds before he licked the side of the cup

Points 15
Comments 0
Views 209

Reviews on Amazon are absolutely independent and are not filtered for preferred products /s

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 720

VFX, you had ONE JOB!!

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 310

I think there might be some inefficiencies along our route…

Points 9
Comments 6
Views 950

You’d think for a place called BJ’s, they’d have the common courtesy

Points 500
Comments 39
Views 67357

Women’s rights protest in Detroit on Woodward Ave. Cops doing the right thing and are simply blocking traffic

Points 17
Comments 3
Views 1340

PSA: If you have a Kia or a Hyundai make sure to have a physical steering wheel lock.

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 838

Just my Golden Boy snoring

Points 46
Comments 4
Views 1339

My boy made his TV debut barking in slow motion at the Detroit Tiger’s game.

Points 1281
Comments 70
Views 101370

My cat is weird and absolutely loves belly rubs

Points 24
Comments 2
Views 905

Fuck these scamming motherfuckers!! Got my 80 year old father scared into signing up for $100 a month extended warranty on a brand new car… fuck every lowlife scum who operates these companies

Points 97
Comments 56
Views 5107

My “friend” who manages a small section of a shop floor was complaining that his employees “might” call off because of the foot of snow that’s forecasted.

Points 41
Comments 21
Views 2347

“We can save $10 if we just throw the patient into a trailer” “Deal!”

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 353

He’s starting to get used to his boots!

Points 27
Comments 5
Views 1146

It looked like a research van

Points 17
Comments 1
Views 646

It’s usually hard to get a quality picture of her, but the lighting seems good for this one.

Points 24
Comments 1
Views 1674

Two appeared to have a payload, the other had “strings hanging off of it. Seems to me it dropped its payload somewhere, yeah?

Points 802
Comments 230
Views 109798
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