I bet
You had “One” job…
I think my DoorDash driver was picked up by ICE
Woman and her friend brazenly stealing tips at my friend’s restaurant
Like f*cking for virginity
Just took this picture and loved the lighting, and the fact I was able to get the picture before she got super upset, figured I’d post since it’s Caturday
Poser
My cat gets a solid foot kick going when you give his ears a good scritch
Tried to be a good friend, but I can’t take this anymore…
It’s like “Mexican Ninja Warrior” completely the course into the US and get $1,000 and a flight home!
Just once in my life I’d like to be as comfortable as Gus looks here
Speed limit signs in Florida
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“But I didn’t practice anything!” “Just go out there and throw some sand around”
Doughnut
People actually start using tennis courts at a local park. Neighbors complained and got the tennis courts closed…
This Imgur ad brought to you by the Iowa Department of Labor
They had Corgi races at Lions halftime
Thought everyone could use some kitty paws to brighten your Monday morning.
OC on random day: taken out my window, this guy doesn’t work for the city, but has a good lightsaber move
How high? This high…
The helicopter tail helps him get down faster
Caught this internet LEGEND on the America’s Got Talent ad
Yes, I’d like to report a murder
“I would come out with the screen, unless they’re expecting the screen, then I wouldn’t…. Throw a screen”
The immaculate inoculation! Dumb AI
Inspiring
It takes a different level of stupid to try and cut in front of a street car…
High as fuck and hear a noise over my shoulder…
Day 1: of Cheeseburgers he really wants inside of him
I think shrooms just fucking cured me!
My brothers pup passed away this week. This was when he visited and Gizmo wasn’t quite sure about him
Folks are learning not to line up on Seider.
People are renting out Ukrainian Airbnbs to help the people of Ukraine. I say we start a list of OFs of Ukrainians we can help.
About 2 seconds before he licked the side of the cup
Reviews on Amazon are absolutely independent and are not filtered for preferred products /s
VFX, you had ONE JOB!!
I think there might be some inefficiencies along our route…
You’d think for a place called BJ’s, they’d have the common courtesy
Women’s rights protest in Detroit on Woodward Ave. Cops doing the right thing and are simply blocking traffic
PSA: If you have a Kia or a Hyundai make sure to have a physical steering wheel lock.
Just my Golden Boy snoring
My boy made his TV debut barking in slow motion at the Detroit Tiger’s game.
My cat is weird and absolutely loves belly rubs
Fuck these scamming motherfuckers!! Got my 80 year old father scared into signing up for $100 a month extended warranty on a brand new car… fuck every lowlife scum who operates these companies
My “friend” who manages a small section of a shop floor was complaining that his employees “might” call off because of the foot of snow that’s forecasted.
“We can save $10 if we just throw the patient into a trailer” “Deal!”
He’s starting to get used to his boots!
It looked like a research van
It’s usually hard to get a quality picture of her, but the lighting seems good for this one.
Two appeared to have a payload, the other had “strings hanging off of it. Seems to me it dropped its payload somewhere, yeah?