WaitingForAMate

638 pts ยท July 2, 2015


Are you a fedral officer... of the.. law?

... or is it a Fish Cutlass? Prove me wrong

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

how do i find out when i can read this

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most misleading title ever

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guy broke into my car, took $15 of change, left behind a multipurpose tool. Next day my car breaks down. Guess what saved me?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As long as she's not too kransky for sex.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dopest creatures

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

If you're response to "Thank You" is "Uh Huh" you can fuck right off.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

You made dis sweet cat cage?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Favourite and forget.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now do M Night Shyamalamadingdong

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Australia FTW. 4 weeks notice, plus 1 week for every year you spent with the company. Or something along those lines.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That has been inside your uncle

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same greying goatee, same thick mane, same curled tail, same innocent stare. I almost lost it. Rest well, old boy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think our dogs may be related somewhat. I saw this post and thought my sister had discovered imgur, and that my old boy didn't have long.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You were great in The Matrix

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are better ways to get herpes than studying herpetology

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coz no underwater banana

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

About a foot long

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should always wait for mates

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup! Cheers mate, you're spot on

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's roughly a foot in length, maybe a tad longer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

weirdest super mario i've ever seen

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dat ass tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3%? isn't that inflation? Leave that shit

9 years ago | Likes 351 Dislikes 8

BURGERS

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes you do!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ornery*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tiny house

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not rock tho, it's paint

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I assume it was given a name so someone can shape it, attach it to necklaces and sell it on etsy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3