WastingEvenMoreTime

3527 pts ยท March 3, 2015


#1 You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I am not going back to her. Mediation is part of a divorce. If we can't agree to alimony, child support, what not after mediation, then we go to a hearing with a judge. We are close to working out a deal. We just have to agree on the debt. She has a bad Amazon habit.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ha! That made my day.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Short version: company moved over seas and the only jobs I could find in my field were out of state. We had to move. She never forgave me. I switched careers so we could move back, but the damage was done. After 15 years of trying to fix it through compromise and couples therapy, I gave up. She moved out a few months ago and our mediation date is in two weeks.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Do not have a marriage like mine. Here are the criteria for a quickie:
- I take the kids to and from school (I have to adjust my work schedule)
- I cook dinner
- I clean the house
- I ignore her most of the day, but find the right time to check in
- It is not holiday season
- The temperature is between 68 and 73 degrees
- The kids go to bed early
- None of her friends call or text her after 4pm
- She has seen her friends in the last two days
- There are no new episodes of Bob's Burgers

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Unprotected hand holding is a quick way to get into trouble.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wonderful

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then what is an X gon and why does it give it to ya?

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you just smile at me? Were you polite? I think you might be into me.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So if I get a time machine, it's totally ok to bang my great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother.

8 months ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Based on everything else Trump has ever said, those subs are currently in port for maintenance and will never be sent near Russia.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's true. I knew my marriage was over when I wasn't angry anymore. I was checked out. Apathy is the opposite of love.

8 months ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

He's looting the body.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You might want to get that checked out.

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

And that's my last image before bed. Good night!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's dark humor. It's like food or love. Not everyone gets it.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Developers, AI does not need to be good enough to replace you. The salesman just needs to convince your boss it is good enough. By the time the company figures out they have been swindled, you will have already lost your job.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah! Obama solved racism; didn't you hear? I think they had a parade and everything.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How to explain Kingdom Hearts to Walt. "We licensed out some characters for easy money and we will do it again." Walt is pleased.

8 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

The birds sing words and the flowers croon in the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She has to commit. Gather up all current cigarettes and have her crush them and throw them away in front of you. Clean TF out of the house and car. Identify the triggers for smoking (what does she do right before smoking) and have a plan of what she will do instead of smoking. Carry around something with an extreme taste like grapefruit juice that she can swig when she gets an urge to smoke. It will knock her out of it. Check in with her every day. The first 7 days suck. Then it gets easier.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His wisdom still sucked, but I guess something needs to be a dump stat

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

isn't that How you make CAPITALISM Great again?

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My brother went through this in California in the 80s. He can do just about anything with his right hand now except write. Some people get into education for the love of control instead of the love of teaching.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My ex has responsive desire. She never wants to have sex, but on the rare occasion that she decides to give it a try, she gets way into it. Afterwards, she says "that was amazing, why don't we do this more often?" Then she forgets and isn't willing to talk about it. Her body is her body and she doesn't have to have sex if she doesn't want to. I also don't have to live a celibate life. After 15 years of her not willing to talk about it, I gave up. Communication is everything in a relationship.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That looks itchy and comfy at the same time.

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Both extremes are bad. Communication is everything. *Our bodies belong to each other" is toxic. "No, go jack off" leads to resentment. If you can't communicate and find a way to fulfill each other's needs once in a while, the relationship is going to end.

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 18

If it's square, then it's about 70 yards x 70 yards. So if you stand in the middle, you are in field goal range.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our warlock pulled the lost memories thing, so the DM gave us a side quest to recover his memories. The warlock traded his memories because he killed his parents in a farming accident.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pay the toll to the man in the boat first.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0