Hello from Texas
Bali with Sarah!
Updated Wiki for Georgia QB...
When your mom adds you on Facebook...
Hello from a Texan in Tucson, AZ
Isn't it possibly, conceivably, perhaps,in some way, feasibly, potentially a...
May the sound of 1000 exploding ovaries consume you
Let's talk about the wall...
What's this all aboot!?
Meet Bali the foster pupp!
Meet Brogan! He needs a home :-/
Turbo
My new plant from Hawaii is growing!
Rare sighting of a Snuffaluffagus
Bye Bye Bali?
Soccey?!
Know thy Enemy
What's the worst that could happen...
Serpentine!
On a Scale of Luke Skywalker to Jaime Lannister...
MRW I think I have a grasp on life...
Fifa's Deadfish Celebration
What Do You People Want?
... Life man. Life.
R.I.P. Hoffman. Hope you are letting it rain in Heaven
Soft Puppy, Warm Puppy...
"I'm sorry for ruining your Black Panther Party..."
That's what I call success! Sorta.
Damn Dan, you have a .
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals
Well, at least they made it in the door...
WitchCraft!
Before she did makeup, now she makes nightmares.
Avoid Monday Blues. Upvote Caddyshack Groundhog.
They should put prizes in your Tampax box.
I Chose Poorly....
MRW I realize I am no longer the favorite child.
Well I'll be a Hot Dog.
MRW Me and the boys highjack the pregame
The British Are Coming! The British are Coming!
I face-planted rolling out of bed today
Tim Curry or Jim Carrey?
RISE! OF THE UNICORN!!!!
Quare? Gloria enim Satan quippe
It's only 2 weeks. Just wait.
Serenity
Tank Tank Tank Tank!
MFW I am just rounding 3rd and she waves me onto home
Maybe I'm just like them.
MRW I graduate and leap for my first adult job.
Christmas Goat will play you a tune.
That kid with the glowing finger has returned
Did she want a toaster or new glassware?
Fare Thee Well Henry Worsley
I would rather live a life worth living...
MRW I am a cat lady and have the perfect milk to cookie ratio.
The Force is strong with this one
Surrender Cobra