WednesdayTheCat

1702 pts · January 30, 2017


I like kitchen terms that sound dirty, but aren’t. Vegetal.

Are you exactly 34?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is asking for these?!

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I will never understand this. What could I POSSIBLY gain by watching the man I love squeeze one out. That’s his private memeing time.

3 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 1

Geese molt every summer and lose their flight feathers, so there’s just 4-6 weeks where they run everywhere like little weirdos.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same. I looked at the cat and said “he does look like an onion!”

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Stopped to help dog off a busy road and was shocked at how many ppl tried to just drive around. Like gimme 30s to rescue this dog, you anus.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

In the opening scene of Minions, it shows them evolving from a single cell minion organism… how does that fit in?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came to say the same thing! Also frozen Dots. All candy is better frozen.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I look at my book of boudoir shots more than my husband - love them! Makes me feel so sexy and powerful… especially now, 8 mos pregnant.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

20 weeks pregnant here! I also gained 3lbs last week. Godspeed, gains buddy.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it’s so cool that this will be the first generation born with Covid antibodies! I told my husband I’m giving birth to the future.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

recommending it at any stage. I waited til my second trimester, since baby’s a little less vulnerable.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

16 weeks here - my doc said they recently learned preg women are 5-7x more likely to need respiratory intervention with Covid, so started

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

And TDAP is mRNA, so that supports Covid being safe/a good bet.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Millions of peaches

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So peaceful.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/7YLy4j8EZIk Please tell me someone else has seen this and thought, “Ben Ten need a snack! You better give it to him!”

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg my fucking MIL told us she doesn’t wear it over her nose “because the breath goes down”........ wut.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s a load-bearing monkey

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

This is genuinely adorable?

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I still say this to my husband whenever I’m PMS.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As the owner of a cat whose version of cuddling is burrowing into a sleeping bag which I’m then allowed to sit next to, you’ll find a way!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Streaming on Netflix now!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Ring holders could be repurposed

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lyrorom. Sounds like something you can buy at Office Max.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The commitment to this joke is way under appreciated .

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: his full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese. Legitimately.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! My husband, who enters in exact numbers like a sociopath, thinks I’m the lunatic.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s... that’s the joke.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0