1702 pts · January 30, 2017
I like kitchen terms that sound dirty, but aren’t. Vegetal.
Are you exactly 34?
Who is asking for these?!
I will never understand this. What could I POSSIBLY gain by watching the man I love squeeze one out. That’s his private memeing time.
Geese molt every summer and lose their flight feathers, so there’s just 4-6 weeks where they run everywhere like little weirdos.
Same. I looked at the cat and said “he does look like an onion!”
Stopped to help dog off a busy road and was shocked at how many ppl tried to just drive around. Like gimme 30s to rescue this dog, you anus.
In the opening scene of Minions, it shows them evolving from a single cell minion organism… how does that fit in?
Came to say the same thing! Also frozen Dots. All candy is better frozen.
I look at my book of boudoir shots more than my husband - love them! Makes me feel so sexy and powerful… especially now, 8 mos pregnant.
20 weeks pregnant here! I also gained 3lbs last week. Godspeed, gains buddy.
Oh you will love this recipe! https://smittenkitchen.com/2015/10/salted-peanut-butter-cookies/
I think it’s so cool that this will be the first generation born with Covid antibodies! I told my husband I’m giving birth to the future.
recommending it at any stage. I waited til my second trimester, since baby’s a little less vulnerable.
16 weeks here - my doc said they recently learned preg women are 5-7x more likely to need respiratory intervention with Covid, so started
And TDAP is mRNA, so that supports Covid being safe/a good bet.
Millions of peaches
So peaceful.
https://youtu.be/7YLy4j8EZIk Please tell me someone else has seen this and thought, “Ben Ten need a snack! You better give it to him!”
Omg my fucking MIL told us she doesn’t wear it over her nose “because the breath goes down”........ wut.
It’s a load-bearing monkey
This is genuinely adorable?
I still say this to my husband whenever I’m PMS.
As the owner of a cat whose version of cuddling is burrowing into a sleeping bag which I’m then allowed to sit next to, you’ll find a way!
Streaming on Netflix now!
Ring holders could be repurposed
Lyrorom. Sounds like something you can buy at Office Max.
The commitment to this joke is way under appreciated .
Fun fact: his full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese. Legitimately.
Yes! My husband, who enters in exact numbers like a sociopath, thinks I’m the lunatic.
That’s... that’s the joke.
Are you exactly 34?
Who is asking for these?!
I will never understand this. What could I POSSIBLY gain by watching the man I love squeeze one out. That’s his private memeing time.
Geese molt every summer and lose their flight feathers, so there’s just 4-6 weeks where they run everywhere like little weirdos.
Same. I looked at the cat and said “he does look like an onion!”
Stopped to help dog off a busy road and was shocked at how many ppl tried to just drive around. Like gimme 30s to rescue this dog, you anus.
In the opening scene of Minions, it shows them evolving from a single cell minion organism… how does that fit in?
Came to say the same thing! Also frozen Dots. All candy is better frozen.
I look at my book of boudoir shots more than my husband - love them! Makes me feel so sexy and powerful… especially now, 8 mos pregnant.
20 weeks pregnant here! I also gained 3lbs last week. Godspeed, gains buddy.
Oh you will love this recipe! https://smittenkitchen.com/2015/10/salted-peanut-butter-cookies/
I think it’s so cool that this will be the first generation born with Covid antibodies! I told my husband I’m giving birth to the future.
recommending it at any stage. I waited til my second trimester, since baby’s a little less vulnerable.
16 weeks here - my doc said they recently learned preg women are 5-7x more likely to need respiratory intervention with Covid, so started
And TDAP is mRNA, so that supports Covid being safe/a good bet.
Millions of peaches
So peaceful.
https://youtu.be/7YLy4j8EZIk Please tell me someone else has seen this and thought, “Ben Ten need a snack! You better give it to him!”
Omg my fucking MIL told us she doesn’t wear it over her nose “because the breath goes down”........ wut.
It’s a load-bearing monkey
This is genuinely adorable?
I still say this to my husband whenever I’m PMS.
As the owner of a cat whose version of cuddling is burrowing into a sleeping bag which I’m then allowed to sit next to, you’ll find a way!
Streaming on Netflix now!
Ring holders could be repurposed
Lyrorom. Sounds like something you can buy at Office Max.
The commitment to this joke is way under appreciated .
Fun fact: his full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese. Legitimately.
Yes! My husband, who enters in exact numbers like a sociopath, thinks I’m the lunatic.
That’s... that’s the joke.