WeirdOneWithaWhip

22484 pts · July 3, 2014


Chelsea, female, 20ish, may or may not be a goat from the waist down Wanna read something I wrote? Well, I'll post the link anyway. http://dystopianfruitcake.blogspot.com/2017/12/voices-of-live-ones-part-one-crack-in.html?m=1 Are you really REALLY bored? check out my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKFopQmQ64vy7bzRBGpMffw I do not send nudes. It would be an offense to the Goat Lord. And people with eyes.

There is always hope

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Windows

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I get into shows waaaaay later than everyone else

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Tired of this

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Say what you will about Facebook, but the fake events  popping up about Hurricane Florence on my Feed are pure gold...

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Probably going to be DV'd to oblivion, but...

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This would be a problem in Japan, I bet

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Windstorms in Virginia. Been without power for 12 hours now. Catching up on reading, though...

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Gordon Ramsey discusses halloween candy

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Short but sweet BTG

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Meme dump for your late Friday shits

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Great Britain waking up to see how America's fucked itself this time...

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...I love you, Space Daddy

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sick meme dump

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I mean...I might be a socially awkward hermit virgin, but seriously

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Seriously...it sucks

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Found a tumblr called #straightwhiteboystexting . It's full of cringe. Enjoy.

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Honestly...

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I think my cat is stoned

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Had my new mattress delivered. My cat is in box heaven

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Having an awful Monday? Here's Ten(nant) with a kitten...

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Memes for your Monday meandering, melancholy, and mundane miseries

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You want some fuckedupness? How 'bout a horror game series' worth? (Silent Hill) 

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I might be a zombie and have eaten my family...

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Phone screencap dump and random assorted memes

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Maybe I have matured more than I realized 

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Warning: Sob story

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Someone requested a 20 Things Women Do That Men Don't Know...and I delivered.

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My cat, Toby. He died this morning at 3am. He had been sick the night before, I guess he died in his sleep.

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It's official...I've lost control...

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I have swell news!

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Imgur...just a suggestion

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Some wholesome kitties

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I can't even...ASDHFJFKYLHLDJHABDJFJEK FUCK YOU AJIT CUNTFACE PAI (translation: We lost.)

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Mischief, the dumbass cat

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS! I hope you have loads of chocolate and good cheer!

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I am both excited and scared out of my wits

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My face when a bitchy professor assigns a mandatory, anonymous evaluation form

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I'm too ugly for a selfie, how about a kitty?

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MRW I have social anxiety, but I have to be an adult and start my apprenticeship

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My fat kitty, Toby

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Brainwashing children...bit of a long read, sorry!

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I'm more ashamed that I don't feel ashamed enough...

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