701 pts ยท November 15, 2012
May the bridges I burn light the way to glory.
It's not Christmas yet, sexy man
Don't go to work. Don't call anybody. Don't brag about it.
God. I want you to google something; the future. It's called Tiananmen Square.
How DARE you not commend me on my highly crafted and spot on story about Tasha and Kim and lady part #3.
Why is old Sophia such a constant mood now?
I feel like this is against some law. Then again, one could argue that "white" is a color. Either way, it's not really any of my business.
1. It's already liquid. 2. It's iced 3. You better have stolen that in highly racist native American costumes.
ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALAN. BANG. ZOOM.
MOISTURIZE ME
Just for Mans
DICK PICS NOW AVAILABLE?
It's 2am could you not. Great. Now i need it all.
Yes i've got questions. Where Why and What is this "superdog" i now want and need and will die without.
Correction. I now know this Greta. Still on the fence about the Earth character though.
"At his age, you think he'd be married with kids by now. Poor Jesus. Old and alone at 23"
I don't know either of these people, Greta or this "Earth." Sounds fake.
Is that the app? It's late here and i know no one will hear me yelling into the Japanese void. It calms the soul, however.
How are we to judge this contest without knowing where the app is? 38% at 8pm? Probably those app that never close. Does Japan have an FCC?
Jokes on him. I'll ruin my fuckin life. Wait, wrong joke. Fix it.
"I don't think the screw goes THROUGH the metal, Jim."
In my day, scammers wanted things. Like money. or Credit. Or food.
What the fuck is happening in these panels. "WATCH ME ON VVITCH.com/AmeicanKillz69ShelleyCanaDuhSukDeezNutz420"
"Help, Tash. What do I do. How do i save the woman I love AND have it all. Huh? Movers? Oh.....HOW much? Fuck that nose." *click*
"And what of our children? Does google have an app for them? Probably. There's like, 12 of em in my browser, and those are just BUTTONS"
"Lord knows if I'll see any of this before i take it out of the public eye. For god's sake, i definitely know how to push a button"
"Why can't I close any of the 17 tabs of my mind, Tasha. Imgur. Gmail. Other fuckn' sites. Just eating away at the RAM that is my sanity."
"I can't do it all. Downloading Logos (both 1 AND 2), stranger things, PLUS my robinhood account info, all while trying to find a mover"
"Fuck, Tasha. Kim didn't get into the same college/school as me. She didn't send any of her 16 drafts, AND have 11k unread emails at 4am."
I was talking about Mr. Rodgers. Hello.
It's not Christmas yet, sexy man
Don't go to work. Don't call anybody. Don't brag about it.
God. I want you to google something; the future. It's called Tiananmen Square.
How DARE you not commend me on my highly crafted and spot on story about Tasha and Kim and lady part #3.
Why is old Sophia such a constant mood now?
I feel like this is against some law. Then again, one could argue that "white" is a color. Either way, it's not really any of my business.
1. It's already liquid. 2. It's iced 3. You better have stolen that in highly racist native American costumes.
ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALAN. BANG. ZOOM.
MOISTURIZE ME
Just for Mans
DICK PICS NOW AVAILABLE?
It's 2am could you not. Great. Now i need it all.
Yes i've got questions. Where Why and What is this "superdog" i now want and need and will die without.
Correction. I now know this Greta. Still on the fence about the Earth character though.
"At his age, you think he'd be married with kids by now. Poor Jesus. Old and alone at 23"
I don't know either of these people, Greta or this "Earth." Sounds fake.
Is that the app? It's late here and i know no one will hear me yelling into the Japanese void. It calms the soul, however.
How are we to judge this contest without knowing where the app is? 38% at 8pm? Probably those app that never close. Does Japan have an FCC?
Jokes on him. I'll ruin my fuckin life. Wait, wrong joke. Fix it.
"I don't think the screw goes THROUGH the metal, Jim."
In my day, scammers wanted things. Like money. or Credit. Or food.
What the fuck is happening in these panels. "WATCH ME ON VVITCH.com/AmeicanKillz69ShelleyCanaDuhSukDeezNutz420"
"Help, Tash. What do I do. How do i save the woman I love AND have it all. Huh? Movers? Oh.....HOW much? Fuck that nose." *click*
"And what of our children? Does google have an app for them? Probably. There's like, 12 of em in my browser, and those are just BUTTONS"
"Lord knows if I'll see any of this before i take it out of the public eye. For god's sake, i definitely know how to push a button"
"Why can't I close any of the 17 tabs of my mind, Tasha. Imgur. Gmail. Other fuckn' sites. Just eating away at the RAM that is my sanity."
"I can't do it all. Downloading Logos (both 1 AND 2), stranger things, PLUS my robinhood account info, all while trying to find a mover"
"Fuck, Tasha. Kim didn't get into the same college/school as me. She didn't send any of her 16 drafts, AND have 11k unread emails at 4am."
I was talking about Mr. Rodgers. Hello.