WelcomeToTheFuture

701 pts ยท November 15, 2012


May the bridges I burn light the way to glory.

It's not Christmas yet, sexy man

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't go to work. Don't call anybody. Don't brag about it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God. I want you to google something; the future. It's called Tiananmen Square.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How DARE you not commend me on my highly crafted and spot on story about Tasha and Kim and lady part #3.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is old Sophia such a constant mood now?

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

I feel like this is against some law. Then again, one could argue that "white" is a color. Either way, it's not really any of my business.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1. It's already liquid. 2. It's iced 3. You better have stolen that in highly racist native American costumes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALAN. BANG. ZOOM.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MOISTURIZE ME

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just for Mans

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DICK PICS NOW AVAILABLE?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's 2am could you not. Great. Now i need it all.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Yes i've got questions. Where Why and What is this "superdog" i now want and need and will die without.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Correction. I now know this Greta. Still on the fence about the Earth character though.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"At his age, you think he'd be married with kids by now. Poor Jesus. Old and alone at 23"

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't know either of these people, Greta or this "Earth." Sounds fake.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that the app? It's late here and i know no one will hear me yelling into the Japanese void. It calms the soul, however.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How are we to judge this contest without knowing where the app is? 38% at 8pm? Probably those app that never close. Does Japan have an FCC?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jokes on him. I'll ruin my fuckin life. Wait, wrong joke. Fix it.

6 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 2

"I don't think the screw goes THROUGH the metal, Jim."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my day, scammers wanted things. Like money. or Credit. Or food.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Help, Tash. What do I do. How do i save the woman I love AND have it all. Huh? Movers? Oh.....HOW much? Fuck that nose." *click*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"And what of our children? Does google have an app for them? Probably. There's like, 12 of em in my browser, and those are just BUTTONS"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Lord knows if I'll see any of this before i take it out of the public eye. For god's sake, i definitely know how to push a button"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Why can't I close any of the 17 tabs of my mind, Tasha. Imgur. Gmail. Other fuckn' sites. Just eating away at the RAM that is my sanity."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I can't do it all. Downloading Logos (both 1 AND 2), stranger things, PLUS my robinhood account info, all while trying to find a mover"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fuck, Tasha. Kim didn't get into the same college/school as me. She didn't send any of her 16 drafts, AND have 11k unread emails at 4am."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was talking about Mr. Rodgers. Hello.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1