He also won't rent you fine feathers as accommodation.
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The Godley River in New Zealand's Southern Alps. I grew up not far from here (not far as in an hour or so).
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Because I'm Batman.
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Apologies for the bad New Year's resolution...
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A Christmas selfie
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What the actual...?
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Ooh, burn!
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A C&H that made me laugh.
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I now have a new way of answering the phone.
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I think I can squeeze another week out of it.
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A dad joke to piss them all off.
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I wonder how many here will get this...
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What might have been. Henry Cavill wearing the original Superman suit before they ditched the pants.
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A timely reminder.
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I had no idea Christopher Reeve was so buff under the suit.
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Monday's first breakfast.
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Eh, what's up Bones?
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But would his sidekick be Trapper or BJ? Either way, it's a good MASH up...
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As a New Zealander, this makes me feel even more remote. Love the triangle between Aotearoa (NZ), Hawai'i and Rapanui (Easter Islands).
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Joey doesn't share credits.
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Just the worst luck.
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Why I'm not a vet.
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My girl Nuku.
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Burn
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You can still tell dad jokes, even if you're not a dad.
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60% of the time, maths will help you 100% of the time.
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Don't die safely people.
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There's niche and then there's this.
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Spiderman. Where are you coming from, Spiderman? Nobody knows who you are...
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Celebrate that soft upper lip.
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Meri Kirihimete from Dunedin New Zealand, plus memes.
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Mum seems into it too.
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Lost in translation.
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Inspirational.
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New Zealand's and Australia's Prime Ministers Jacinda Ardern and Scott Morrison hongi at a leaders' meeting.
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Cricket, football, rugby, golf, etc
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The Lord Of The Moist Rings.
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I can think of worse options.
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I'm just disappointed it was a return trip.
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I'd still finish most of it before the movie started.
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My girls.
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Michael wants revenge.
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Why did Han cry at the dinner table? The meat was chewy...
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The old bat.
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Sir Michael strikes again.
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Tasha is not dum
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A meme is born at the World Test Championship.
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Try 40 years ago.
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Cat-scan.
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Here's my tax. One of my girls whispering a joke in my other girl's ear.
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A shade over 10 years on here, and exactly 290,000 reputation points to show for it. It's been a hard, honest toil - but worth it. Kia kaha imgur!
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I'm rubber, you're glue.
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My type of humour.
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America, you peaked in 96.
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It's my 10 year cake day, so I thought I'd check in with what's happening in user sub...
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