WinSlowpoke

744 pts ยท December 26, 2015


Hi Slow.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of picking snails from the lawn in my childhood. Somehow, someone thought it was a great idea to strike them away with a racket.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But... What do they taste like? O___o

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 1: Be attractive -- can be replaced by a great personality plus butt scratching. Step 2: Don't show your teeth at your first encounter

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hearts and minds is better than fear and terror. Bombs from planes mainly cause terror.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I clicked it too. The beyond wasn't what I expected it to be. But now. Can we ever go back?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aaaaand, how many of those involve taking home girls? Oh. I made myself sad again.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Cov is short for coverage. Fefe is a party. "Despite negative press cov [tried to add line change or failed to space] fefe"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 Give enough of them enough opportunities, and it's inevitable one will find a positive crossmatch between a liablity and a millionaire.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Psychopathic leaders run private hospitals more profitably by default, and they seek power and profit. Thousands of psychopath managers. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

With a privatized healthcare system -- you *really* can't be *completely* certain. If there's a billionaire present... and they need funding

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Daniel's method is so great, it tricks bots!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First thoughts: "HAH! That looks like a MTG tournament!" ... then it hit me.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the look our dwarf schnauzer gave a baby bunny. 1 foot: Anxious. 1/2 foot: Started showing teeth. 1/4 feet: Tried to eat it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The Ottoman Empire sent loads of food to Ireland during the Great Famine, but were told by UK to send less food than the Queen of England.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How about: 1: More soldiers, less bombs. 2: Not selling hundreds of billions worth of contracts for oil and rebuilding to western companies?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't it be easier to take a magical book of Infinite Flowery Art and penetrate it with an empowered ray of disintegration, than drawing?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Find a picture of the actual artist. You're welcome.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Started: Average age 14 --- Want to quit: 92% --- Was abused as children: 75%

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Except it's instinctively more traumatic to be raped for an hour, however gently, than forced to do any other form of labor

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

* Natural and instinctiv view of sexuality. If sex wasn't special, rape wouldn't be worse than drawing on a sleeping person's face.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's EXACTLY how I met my girl and had three kids.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

However, don't let a dremora clean your skull.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why most "ugly" girls in movies, aren't. So there's that. At the very least.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is it illegal to catch sharks?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's when it fails to fail you should be worried. Windows would go: "Has anyone ever gone so far as even to need more to do look more like?"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or; How to disarm a kitten. WARNING: Attempting this on fully grown cats may lead to injury or death.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wow. Tape a camera to the chicken's head, and put it on your head when skiing!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I need about treefiddy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2