It's my birthday and I was bummed about being older, then I realized...
When you want to be #TeamHuman but you're dead inside.
Ladies! Gather up your breast!
When you haven't posted anything in awhile...
How I initially picture everyone on the internet...
When you want adventure but you have too many kids and not enough letters.. Chevorlet Venture
Masturbating is my favorite form of infidelity
Yassss it's the 29th!! Get ready!
Because apparently username gifs are a thing... Or were...
These Spam Emails at Work Getting REAL fking REAL
He's coming
Fixed something at work after so many others tried and failed
MRW I'm sitting at work and a can of soda randomly falls out of the vending machine
I just realized that I might be white trash
Couldn't get on imgur for 2 minutes...
When your song comes on in the next room
This, right here, is why I love imgur...
20 minutes into Jedi Training and Chill and he gives you that look
Relationship goals....
I was told to never let this die
I will only accept death as payment for your insolence
When mom asks if you have plans for Valentine's Day
Started off as a really shit week guys...
18° in my office...FML
Mesmerizing
When she asks how you're going to put in the new sink without any tools
Meet my new baby Remy
When you find out that song stuck in your head is by Ashlee Simpson
MRW I realized I care what you people think