I lied. I'm not very ladylike. Also I don't care about gender and pronoun shenanigans. EDIT Since this seems to be confusing some people, here's the translation of the above: "I am female, but I'm a slob and not a fine lady. Also I won't throw a hissyfit when being referred to as bro or dude." ________ Inbox me your favourite candy/chocolate from your home country. ________ If you're easily offended, my kind of humour is probably not for you. Don't say I didn't warn you! <3 ________ People who need to put their dogs in cages/crates might need to admit that they don't know how to handle dogs. Don't get a dog if you're not going to train it properly, you monster. Do you put your kids in cages too to make them listen?
d'awww
I was gonna ask if you are a Vampire Bat at first but didn't wanna assume XD
Are you friends with Negan by any chance
Go Mercy lmao.
And this is why we live in a culture of participation awards now lmao. So everyone can feel like a winner of some sort. No fail allowed XD
#10 all the way
Austin Powers taught me otherwise.
Just the tip
Best passports... dafuq? As in least forgeable or how?
Yes please. Do you deliver?
You forgot the "Wasn't worth it" step on top XD
Oh shit I hope you didn't try to bring back your mother, Edward. It's gonna cost you an arm and a leg.
I thought he was inside a coffee cup until it zoomed out
Truth though, cleaning your glasses makes you feel like you finally got adult super vision again.
"Hello fellow cats, how do you do?"
Old Gods knew how to party
I'm sure this'll work great for people who delete system32 to make their windows run faster.
True, nostalgia makes everything taste better. They're not my favourite Kinder product but definitely a classic.
that is one sexy shelfie
They only ever do this on mobile. :V
In a way they are the most realistic bad guys yet, lmao. Kids with no self-esteem.
You take that back Pampelmusenkopf!
Samurai Pizza Crab
Indeed
It varies by region. DHL guy ALWAYS skips my area and the next day I get the "You weren't home" notice. Even when I was.
As a German, can confirm. We have long since been assimilated, since any resistance immediately gets you labelled as nazi and anti-immigrant
They too have been touched by his noodly appendage
Well at least DHL's tracking is decent. I sent something to 'murrica and once arrived a different company handled it. Zero tracking.
Yes. I can read the title too.
Telling people they don't need guns on a site with highly american demographic? That's a bold move Cotton, and fit for a Puffin.