27462 pts ยท August 26, 2014
It really doesn't seem to be the best time to be a tradesman here. I'd get you in for an interview, but that's outside my company's scope.
If I can see people and they can see me, its a terrible terrible place.
"You get 3 pumps. Get it done, or GTFO."
Revenge pooping is the new clapback.
Yes, you were rescued from a sad catless existence.
*Golfer on hole 18.
So that's why we never see him. He's always stuck in a tree well.
*ahem* No.
Sometimes? I've made a career out of it.
I think that it's only official when you get your first overdraft charges.
You called him Indy and didn't get him a hat?!
I vote red rocket.
I don't understand how parents can value a cause over the lives of their own children...
Absolutely. "What's the catch?" "Can the STD I catch from this girl be cured?" That kind of thing.
I have a funny feeling that these are inspiring you to do some awful shit.
I'm actually kind of jealous!
That is a cat who knows he runs your life. Good luck!
Literally an eternal struggle. "Dont go!" "But..but...FUCK!"
To be fair, no one ever asks us that. We have to work for it. Every. Time.
Now that is a goddamn confident captain's walk.
Why do something only for the reward? Do something for the act, and no reward will be required.
It's the fucking best!
He helps those who helps themselves. It only makes sense that he helps those who help others as well. Whether you believe or not.
Those small potatoes are double what a lot of people earn. Be proud of your accomplishments. Well done!
On the plus side though, you will absolutely never do this again. Silver lining!
I bet Mr. Vacuum Cleaner could motivate him.
You're not supposed to be able to do that. Better give it back.
She looks sad. And you'd better had a goddamn good explanation for it.
She should be happy she has a smoking hot ass.
Good for you, but Daft Punk is playing at my house. My house!
It really doesn't seem to be the best time to be a tradesman here. I'd get you in for an interview, but that's outside my company's scope.
If I can see people and they can see me, its a terrible terrible place.
"You get 3 pumps. Get it done, or GTFO."
Revenge pooping is the new clapback.
Yes, you were rescued from a sad catless existence.
*Golfer on hole 18.
So that's why we never see him. He's always stuck in a tree well.
*ahem* No.
Sometimes? I've made a career out of it.
I think that it's only official when you get your first overdraft charges.
You called him Indy and didn't get him a hat?!
I vote red rocket.
I don't understand how parents can value a cause over the lives of their own children...
Absolutely. "What's the catch?" "Can the STD I catch from this girl be cured?" That kind of thing.
I have a funny feeling that these are inspiring you to do some awful shit.
I'm actually kind of jealous!
That is a cat who knows he runs your life. Good luck!
Literally an eternal struggle. "Dont go!" "But..but...FUCK!"
To be fair, no one ever asks us that. We have to work for it. Every. Time.
Now that is a goddamn confident captain's walk.
Why do something only for the reward? Do something for the act, and no reward will be required.
It's the fucking best!
He helps those who helps themselves. It only makes sense that he helps those who help others as well. Whether you believe or not.
Those small potatoes are double what a lot of people earn. Be proud of your accomplishments. Well done!
On the plus side though, you will absolutely never do this again. Silver lining!
I bet Mr. Vacuum Cleaner could motivate him.
You're not supposed to be able to do that. Better give it back.
She looks sad. And you'd better had a goddamn good explanation for it.
She should be happy she has a smoking hot ass.
Good for you, but Daft Punk is playing at my house. My house!