Wynther

27462 pts ยท August 26, 2014


It really doesn't seem to be the best time to be a tradesman here. I'd get you in for an interview, but that's outside my company's scope.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I can see people and they can see me, its a terrible terrible place.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You get 3 pumps. Get it done, or GTFO."

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Revenge pooping is the new clapback.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, you were rescued from a sad catless existence.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Golfer on hole 18.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So that's why we never see him. He's always stuck in a tree well.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*ahem* No.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes? I've made a career out of it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think that it's only official when you get your first overdraft charges.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You called him Indy and didn't get him a hat?!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I vote red rocket.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand how parents can value a cause over the lives of their own children...

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 10

Absolutely. "What's the catch?" "Can the STD I catch from this girl be cured?" That kind of thing.

8 years ago | Likes 220 Dislikes 3

I have a funny feeling that these are inspiring you to do some awful shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm actually kind of jealous!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a cat who knows he runs your life. Good luck!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally an eternal struggle. "Dont go!" "But..but...FUCK!"

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

To be fair, no one ever asks us that. We have to work for it. Every. Time.

8 years ago | Likes 943 Dislikes 17

Now that is a goddamn confident captain's walk.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why do something only for the reward? Do something for the act, and no reward will be required.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the fucking best!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He helps those who helps themselves. It only makes sense that he helps those who help others as well. Whether you believe or not.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those small potatoes are double what a lot of people earn. Be proud of your accomplishments. Well done!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On the plus side though, you will absolutely never do this again. Silver lining!

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

I bet Mr. Vacuum Cleaner could motivate him.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not supposed to be able to do that. Better give it back.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She looks sad. And you'd better had a goddamn good explanation for it.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

She should be happy she has a smoking hot ass.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 7

Good for you, but Daft Punk is playing at my house. My house!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1