Let's see this go positive! Even on the 29th!
I missed my cake day by a few months, but here's my first legit post anyways.
Who has that kind of money?
My dog is in heat, and my sis said this.
Pup lost most of her baby teeth.
They still have all of their shrimp!
Maybe if Picard says it, I'll listen.
Opportunity Missed
Tiny Nope
After seeing all of those gifs where no one gives him a high five...
Double Slowpoke
Eggy in the basket.
When you just can't adjust your junk correctly.
I know where Nicholas Cage got the idea for that face!
I wasn't racist, I was smokist.
The thought process my junk goes with.
My dick is a total dick.
Why you should never choose an all AD team. (League of Legends)
Tarot reading for the seasons of 2014. (Semi-potato)