Books. Check em out.
Blatantly leaving an extremely offensive comment on a post for absolutely no good reason and checking up on it later.
When the mushrooms haven't hit you yet.
MRW a homeless girl told me I was an asshole for only giving her $1.
First Successful Spike
MRW I used my remote controlled truck for the first time.
When your girlfriend wants to partake in sports with you.
My ass after a night of heavy drinking and taco bell.
When you wake up and you already know you're late.
Seahawks fan's while browsing the internet after the Superbowl.
Some people are taught to be evil and some people feel like they need to be evil. Then there is me. I was just born evil.
Life.
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
When she says she actually 17
When a friend forces you to watch a "funny video" that is over 5 min long.
Ferguson be like....
Have you ever excessively over drank and ate Taco Bell, in one sitting?
When you take too many mushrooms and you feel like you're melting into the environment and all you can do is...
Someone gave me mushrooms called penis envy at 5 am and
MRW people at my high school reunion hear I graduated from law school and tell me "glad to see you got your shit together."
When the girl you're trying to bone thinks she's hilarious.
When you think you're going to get first comment on a front page post.
The first time you had a teacher tell you "I don't know, can you?" when you asked to use the bathroom.
My girlfriend's reaction when she thinks she won an argument, but no.
How I feel when I make an unpopular comment on imgur.
Meeting eyes with a cute girl at a party.
A guy I didn't really know came to my house, once. The first thing he ever did in my house was show me Kids in a Sandbox.....