YetAnotherUsernameAttempt

837 pts · September 26, 2015


This was once my main account, then I ended up using an alt account more. Life is weird sometimes.

Back when the “eating Tide Pods” thing was a thing, I was on a heartburn-inducing multiple-week business trip.

Saturday morning, I had some delicious leftovers in my hotel fridge, but no cutlery. It was also my chance to do laundry before the next work week.

I didn’t think anything of it to go to the local grocery store, get a bag of Tide Pods, a box of plastic cutlery, and some antacids.

The cashier didn’t notice, but the young lady bagging was genuinely concerned, which I found hilarious.

5 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Computers work on “word length”, which is how many bits the processor can operate on simultaneously. Early computers were as little as 4 bits, and modern computers get up to 128 bits at once (sort of). Most now are 64.

We spent a long time in 16 and 32-bit eras, but computers haven’t been purely 8-bit in a long time. You might be thinking of ASCII, which is something of a relic from that era.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well, this didn’t age so well… /gallery/HVrDGZn/comment/2410175109

I went stalking to see if you might fit what my employer’s looking for. We’re kinda always hiring… and sometimes have remote positions open. I’ll DM.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh man. I would not have gotten that. Never seen it.

Still, I like the challenge!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In my younger days, I pinned a cute college girl against the wall… With a metal stake through her stomach.

Thanks to a proper harness, careful costuming, and a lot of stage makeup, she could comfortably hang around for hours traumatizing the paying customers at the haunted house, and nobody could see how the effect was done.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It’s simply not true. Smart speaker devices have been thoroughly reverse-engineered, and no reputable source has ever found evidence that they listen without being triggered. Understanding all the details does take some expertise, though, so it’s easy to believe the myth.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Well NOW I’m disappointed…

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Username checks out. The police are on their way.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This news broke within the last day or two, so that’d be the date. I, for one, with people would tag political shitposts, so they can be properly blocked.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your hugs must indeed be from a dad...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#4 Popcork

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tax loopholes aren't "entitlements". An entitlement is something you actually have a right to, like medical care or basic needs…

3 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

I'm fine with that, since you have to start change somewhere… I'm not so good with the personality cults they're building.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maxim 29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Careful with the hero worship… There's a lot of red flags in her story, and they point to a fundraising grift. Better than Gaetz, but still…

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

That's already exactly how it works. Churches can't (legally) tell people how to vote, and can't donate to political campaigns.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But... but... Florida has gators, not crocs!

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

You're not supposed to interfere with God's plan for their lives. When they die, God supposedly judges them appropriately. (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't agree, but the idea is that this is God's will. God made the fetus, and God is punishing/testing refugees with hardship. (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

After 23 years, it's time to upgrade your CPU.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't speak to his initial motives, but too much of his story doesn't match reality. I won't honor the lies with the "patriot" title. 6/6

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not the work of a patriot. It's the work of an arrogant idiot at best, most likely a foreign tool, and a traitor at worst. 5/6

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instead he dumped raw data to the public, then blamed journalists for not redacting and claims patriotism to hide aiding enemies. 4/6

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The official whistleblower channels work silently and well. There were other avenues he could pursue that he didn't even bother to try. 3/6

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He didn't just leak domestic info. He released diplomatic info, foreign abilities, and operation names. He correlated other leaked info. 2/6

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0