243 pts ยท March 18, 2015
#7 *admires five foot stack of model trains*
#9 My go to is "I will fill you with barbecue sauce and staple you to the ceiling"
Bold.
#10 Took me a minute to realise those are tearful eyes and certainly not anything else.
Are cruciform any better? I'm curious.
#9 To support your point: I have been moving furniture since I could walk. I am now thirty.
#14 Also, waiting to clock out
c o n g r a t i o n
I think that first paragraph is the point
Lust
#15 The church, if I recall.
#1 Technically, the choo choo should come first, as two short blasts means "we are releasing our brakes and proceeding ahead"
The swamp cooler goes on full blast and stays there until mid October.
#15 Need to get MoW out there
Anti-inflammatory or fever reducer, maybe?
#30 "woods"
Also the nuclear physics context! "Please, tell me more about your low penetrating power."
I've heard that sisu is essentially grit, but turned up to 11
#9 Yes, actually
Ye. Like filk, but jazz!
"Crabs do not naturally occur in buckets" got me to an unreasonable degree
If you don't get lightheaded for a few seconds, have you truly popped your neck?
#6 That is one die. Dice is plural.
I do a chortle, as I read this at work on my birthday.
This is a gentle reminder that the second amendment is for everyone, and the sort of shit that the tangerine tyrant wants to do is exactly why it exists.
#28 They usually come apart for easier transportation, I have installed many conference tables.
s n a l e
#3 I have seen the original of this. One of the guys who started Burning Man owns it, or did.
#39 I went prompt critical when this didn't go all the way. How dare.
MOONLIGHT WHITE - WHITE LIKE EYES - NOT LIGHT BUT BLOOD - I DROWN IN HIM
#7 *admires five foot stack of model trains*
#9 My go to is "I will fill you with barbecue sauce and staple you to the ceiling"
Bold.
#10 Took me a minute to realise those are tearful eyes and certainly not anything else.
Are cruciform any better? I'm curious.
#9 To support your point: I have been moving furniture since I could walk. I am now thirty.
#14 Also, waiting to clock out
c o n g r a t i o n
I think that first paragraph is the point
Lust
#15 The church, if I recall.
#1 Technically, the choo choo should come first, as two short blasts means "we are releasing our brakes and proceeding ahead"
The swamp cooler goes on full blast and stays there until mid October.
#15 Need to get MoW out there
Anti-inflammatory or fever reducer, maybe?
#30 "woods"
Also the nuclear physics context! "Please, tell me more about your low penetrating power."
I've heard that sisu is essentially grit, but turned up to 11
#9 Yes, actually
Ye. Like filk, but jazz!
"Crabs do not naturally occur in buckets" got me to an unreasonable degree
If you don't get lightheaded for a few seconds, have you truly popped your neck?
#6 That is one die. Dice is plural.
I do a chortle, as I read this at work on my birthday.
This is a gentle reminder that the second amendment is for everyone, and the sort of shit that the tangerine tyrant wants to do is exactly why it exists.
#28 They usually come apart for easier transportation, I have installed many conference tables.
s n a l e
#3 I have seen the original of this. One of the guys who started Burning Man owns it, or did.
#39 I went prompt critical when this didn't go all the way. How dare.
MOONLIGHT WHITE - WHITE LIKE EYES - NOT LIGHT BUT BLOOD - I DROWN IN HIM