ZeroNumerous

7756 pts ยท October 14, 2012


We can continue being pedantic, and go as far down this rabbit hole as you want. Or you can admit my usage was correct.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Complexity: The majority of human beings lack compassion for their fellow man, despite many studies proving otherwise. Simple: He's wrong.

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Complexity: There's a massive institution promoting systemic racism in such a way that it's invisible to the common man. Simple: He's wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

Occam's Razor: What requires fewer assumptions: That you're wrong, or that a majority of people are racist?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 11

Deadpool has been "killed" before by having his brain destroyed and his memories wiped. The Agent X storyline shows it's possible.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not all of us wait until we're old. - Signed, a bitter and miserable young person.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, one of those skills will get you a career. And it ain't the test taking one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So good at hunting you can literally feed a family of eight with just a short drive. Amazing how far we've come.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't get married and never move in together unless you want to be de facto married.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prenups are worthless. Always have been. It's purely the judges' decision whether it holds up or not.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all of the others.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know that feeling. My libido is insatiable, and it makes it impossible to keep a girlfriend. Only one that matches me is my cheating ex.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There are people who legitimately think hetero sex is always rape.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reading that sentence is not proof of Carlox's existence. Nor is it proof of the sentence's existence. Yay, solipsism!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh thank god you know! We were trying to figure out how to tell you for ages!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. I don't. I don't think anyone deserves to be raped at all. Why do you think it's okay to rape people?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ducks and deer are assholes as well.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"Are you single?" "No." *Goes all in.*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You go up and ask. That's it. Congratulations, it's your job to face rejection. It's a shit hand, but good luck all the same.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jokes are, all too often, just the truth wrapped in a socially acceptable way. Flirt back and be upfront. Or don't, what do I care?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pro-tip: That means she's still into you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because biology shapes our psychology. It is in her best interests to be picky and wait. It's in his to compete and be the best.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good on you. Don't fuck coworkers. It never works out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because their strategy is in being picky. Females often died in childbirth. Best male = best chance child survives and reproduces.

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Eggs are the chokepoint in human reproduction. A single man can reproduce with many times more females than the reverse.

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Simple: Take 10 humans. 5/5 male/female. They reproduce: You have 15 humans. 2/8 male/female. They reproduce: You have 18 humans.

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It's really easy when everything you say is sarcastic and deadpan, then you can confess anything and it's just a dumb joke.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Here's to our loving wives and beautiful girlfriends. May the two never meet.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found the paid shill.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1